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[odder]

Alleged best bottoms on campus: In my investigation, my sources led me to this cat, a genius detective, unfortunately very greedy. He’d like to know what your banner is worth to you.

You weren’t ever very clear on a ransom.

Comments

[magitechnically]

The plot thickens!!! WHEN?!?

[odder]

Oliver has been leading a double life for years.
We never knew.

[magitechnically]

Whoa, I never would have suspected. We should throw him a PARTY as thanks for finding the banner!!!

[odder]

I think he deserves that.

[magitechnically]

What are his feelings on CAKE??? I hope he understands that I can never have PIE again.

[odder]

He’ll accept it. Please don’t put yourself in pie’s way.

[magitechnically]

GOOD!!! We can make it out of FISH and MEAT and sprinkle cat nip on top as a GARNISH.

I learned a cruel lesson this week that pie doesn't love me as much as I love it.

[odder]

You’re going to get him too used to crime solving. He’ll expect that every day.

Pie is a fickle mistress.

[magitechnically]

His talents shouldn't go to waste!!! And he should be REWARDED for being the best and smartest kitty EVER.

Pie is, but I know sugar will never do me wrong.

[odder]

He should know he’s a genius. He sniffed it out like a dog would.

I hope you can keep believing that.