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[odder]

Alleged best bottoms on campus: In my investigation, my sources led me to this cat, a genius detective, unfortunately very greedy. He’d like to know what your banner is worth to you.

You weren’t ever very clear on a ransom.

Comments

[novelling]

How convincing was Jeffy's bad cop?

[odder]

I had to hold him back a little.

[novelling]

That poor freshman.

[odder]

I don’t know what else he was expecting, stealing from the (second) most fearsome cabin here.

[novelling]

Merlin forbid anyone try to steal anything from those Ribbonfin girls.

[odder]

Well yes. What would they even have to steal?

[novelling]

Sugar and spice?

[odder]

Is that worth a lot?

[novelling]

No, but I wouldn't have called that banner a commodity either.

[odder]

It was very loved.

[novelling]

And I'm sure it'll continue to be, unless you're planning on some sad end for it.

[readingrainbows]

First a RANSOM and now a THREAT!

[novelling]

It wasn't a threat.

[readingrainbows]

Don't try and deny it!

[novelling]

I didn't say anything at all.

[readingrainbows]

Okay, okay.

Are you helping Jade with her investigation?

[novelling]

No. I decided it was hopeless five seconds after the banner was reported missing and I'm extremely disappointed that it's been found.

[odder]

You’re working with the Gooseberry underbelly now, Zach. This is how we have to work.

[readingrainbows]

JADE... hold me... I'm FRIGHTENED!!!

[odder]

Then how will you grow tough and jaded?

[readingrainbows]

You're already JADEd. I'm not sure the world needs TWO of us.

[odder]

I can never use that word.

[odder]

No. I couldn’t do that to an innocent banner.

[novelling]

At least you have standards.

[odder]

They're half-mast at best.