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[heyitsnia]

Hi everyone, I'd like to take a minute to remind you all that curfew is at 10PM. This means that students need to be at their respective house campgrounds at that time. You don't need to turn in or even stick to your cabin - so long as you're at your camp site you can visit with friends. Of course, while doing this please respect the wishes and rules of that cabin's prefect. And, as always, if there is an emergency, please find the nearest prefect and speak with them before leaving your camp. We unfortunately cannot be flexible on these rules, as it is a safety matter.

The other issue I wanted to discuss was the recent bout of pranking going on. We all like to tease our friends, but think before you goof on someone! Would you be upset if the joke you want to play were played on you, instead? Then maybe it isn't an appropriate joke. Everyone has different tolerance levels for that kind of thing, and that's okay. Respect your fellow students' wishes. Don't take a joke too far. Nobody deserves to feel unhappy or unsafe here at Gooseberry.

So, in sum, be safe and be cool and you'll get on just fine. That about wraps it up. If you have any questions or concerns or [...] anything you want to tell me about recent going on, I'm happy to listen! Thanks all for your cooperation! We appreciate it!

[Warded to Ebonhide Senior Girls]

I'm going to make a great middle manager at Witchmart, someday.

[Warded to Ebonhide Seniors]

I assume our pumpkin for this contest is just going to be frowning, but how frowny are we thinking? Unhappy to be at a social gathering frowning or deep existential melancholy frowning?

Comments

Ebonhide Seniors

[destructobot]

I mean, for me those are both the same thing.

Ebonhide Seniors

[heyitsnia]

You could be the perfect candidate to capture the essence of both, then. Our pumpkin'll have nuance.

Ebonhide Seniors

[destructobot]

It is I, ennui's poster boy.

Ebonhide Seniors

[casperkim]

So are you planning to model or carve?

Ebonhide Seniors

[iliya]

How many people is really necessary to carve a pumpkin?

Ebonhide Seniors

[casperkim]

One, I'd suspect.

Ebonhide Seniors

[destructobot]

One who is not I, prince of malaise.

Ebonhide Seniors

[casperkim]

Noted, your majesty.

Ebonhide Seniors

[ulixes]

Your highness. Majesty's a king.

Re: Ebonhide Seniors

[heyitsnia]

One to carve and nine others to complain about how they could be doing something productive with their time.

Ebonhide Seniors

[casperkim]

Nine seems optimistic.

Ebonhide Seniors

[iliya]

Not it.

Ebonhide Seniors

[ulixes]

Aw, c'mon.

Re: Ebonhide Seniors

[heyitsnia]

Art, realized in vegetative form. So ephemeral. Fleeting as happiness.

Ebonhide Seniors

[destructobot]

What are we but the walking dead? Now if you'll excuse me, I must brood in preparation.

Ebonhide Seniors

[heyitsnia]

Cannot WAIT to bear witness to this masterpiece.

Ebonhide Seniors

[iliya]

A wild pumpkin, if you will.

Ebonhide Seniors

[heyitsnia]

Sunshine, in this moment, I adore you.

Ebonhide Seniors

[iliya]

Do not get used to it.

Do you want a frowning pumpkin? Because I do not think anyone in my cabin will suggest something different.

Ebonhide Seniors

[heyitsnia]

Shame.

Any pumpkin is fine by me so long as I get to carve it up with you all and your delightfully pensive faces.

Ebonhide Seniors

[iliya]

Then you will watch our pensive pumpkin face rot slowly in front of your cabin. Poetic.

Re: Ebonhide Seniors

[heyitsnia]

Dual purpose! It's a metaphor for adulthood and also a clear message that Interlopers should avoid the witch hut.

Ebonhide Seniors

[cheerpowers]

You know me and my frowning expertise. I definitely think deep existential frowning is the best! ;)

Ebonhide Seniors

[heyitsnia]

I knew you were secretly somber and full of sorrow, VeeVee.

Re: Ebonhide Seniors

[cheerpowers]

Noooooo. We can't let the secret get out!