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[cherubic]

What do you think a patronus says about someone?

[Hero]

They really did a good job picking a Head Girl. Antonia Papadakis is basically perfect.

[...] By my current estimations, anyhow. I still need to do research.

Do you know what her hobbies are? You must work with her sometimes. Now that you're a prefect.

Also: My whole team is very upset about something. It doesn't matter what. But then I got upset, but only a little. And then they were all worried about me??? And then I panicked, but only a little. I don't know what to do.

I'm embarrassed.

Comments

[godzillabutworse]

It like means you're a FORCE of NATURE.

[prophesie]

okay well i didn't need a spell to tell me that

[godzillabutworse]

NOW you got RECEIPTS, though!!

[prophesie]

i saw dead calvin at patronus practice. do you think he wants to hear our custom dirge???

[godzillabutworse]

Omg We can play it in MAJOR KEY as a HAPPY to see you ALIVE song!!

[prophesie]

i don't want to compromise my artistic integrity, especially since hero's lemonade leonard [...] Lenormand cards specifically predicted that this murder album is basically my magnum opus

[...] but also g major is giving me very good vibes right now

[godzillabutworse]

Hero's Lamaze cards are like ALWAYS right?? So it's a T O U G H call dude!! Do you take a RISK??

[prophesie]

i really, really, really think that if we don't perform this song i will literally die, so

we must.

[godzillabutworse]

I'll go re-acquire my CYMBALS from the music room.

[evercreep]

Excuse me? "Dead Calvin"?

[godzillabutworse]

Yeah since Cap murdered your FACE and went to JAIL?? Maridoo and Tally wrote a banger to like celebrate your life or whatever and we helped!!

[prophesie]

it's the best song ever written. tally sampled the sound of fists.

[godzillabutworse]

I never knew that like the dull THUD of a FIST against a FACE would make such a R A D bass line??

[evercreep]

He did not murder my face and I only wish he were in jail. I [...] appreciate the gesture, but I doubt my life is honestly worth musical celebration. Not to mention that it's still ongoing.

[godzillabutworse]

THROAT PUNCHES should like ALWAYS be immortalized in song my man!!

[prophesie]

hello!!!!!! yes!!!!!! you're not a ghost, are you, dead calvin??? because if you are, we definitely don't need a key change.

[evercreep]

No, I'm not a ghost. I'm not dead. No one has killed me yet.

[prophesie]

yet.