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[cherubic]

What do you think a patronus says about someone?

[Hero]

They really did a good job picking a Head Girl. Antonia Papadakis is basically perfect.

[...] By my current estimations, anyhow. I still need to do research.

Do you know what her hobbies are? You must work with her sometimes. Now that you're a prefect.

Also: My whole team is very upset about something. It doesn't matter what. But then I got upset, but only a little. And then they were all worried about me??? And then I panicked, but only a little. I don't know what to do.

I'm embarrassed.

Comments

[godzillabutworse]

Dude it PROB says something like REAL deep about them FUNDAMENTALLY and like speaks to their PSYCHE!! Like for instance I'm SUPER cute. Just like a slow loris.

[prophesie]

and i barely exist, just like my fog tornado

[godzillabutworse]

It like means you're a FORCE of NATURE.

[taxation_is_theft]

Then what do you think a fucking tiny ass bird says

[odder]

It’s usually an animal either with particular significance to you, or one that resembles you symbolically or sometimes more literally.

[cherubic]

You are very cute. That's true. Aren't they also dangerous?

[cherubic]

I see.

I thought mine would be [...] smaller.

[godzillabutworse]

You have to eat three times your weight in sugar EVERY DAY to like SURVIVE??

[taxation_is_theft]

Ok

I can live with that.

Archie/Hero

[victimless]

The Head Girl is certainly an improvement on your last would-be paramour. Even my admiration for her is largely unfeigned. Hmm. She has crabs, I suppose?

And oh dear, dissension in the ranks? Interesting. What were they all so upset about?

[godzillabutworse]

The ONLY venomous PRIMATE!! It's like pretty badass dude. Yours is like SOOOO cool though?? Like Free Willy!!

[prophesie]

can you run backwards???

[godzillabutworse]

Not a BAD life dude.

[taxation_is_theft]

Hells yeah I can

I can run backwards as fast as a jaguar could if a jaguar could run backwards

[cherubic]

It suits you. I mean that in a good way.

What's Free Willy?

[taxation_is_theft]

i ain't had my sugar intake for the day yet so I need to find some cookies before I die

[taxation_is_theft]

Movie bout how invasively evil sea world is

#freethenippleandthewhale

[odder]

Lots of people are bigger on the inside.
And aquatic, sometimes.

Archie/Hero

[cherubic]

Oh, yes. Hermit crabs. With de Luca. Do you think they're in love?

Casper's angry with the captains and the whole team's worrying about upsetting one another??? Or me???? Ulysses says they like to talk things out a lot. I suppose they're doing that under wards.

[godzillabutworse]

Awwwwwwww thx dude!!

It's like this SUPER old movie?? About like an orca that's STUCK in an amusement park where he's FORCED TO PERFORM and an angry little boy who like SAVES HIM and sets him FREE. It's pretty good even though it's like ancient?? You should watch it!!

[godzillabutworse]

You should run backwards to get em!!

I feel personally offended by the word ancient used in this context jenny

[taxation_is_theft]

[cherubic]

Hm. I've never seen the ocean before.

[cherubic]

Oh. I'd like to see that. It sounds interesting. Is it in color?

Hm. It's not a sequel though. Problematic.

[odder]

Now you have to. Make a petition for your class trip.