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[cherubic]

What do you think a patronus says about someone?

[Hero]

They really did a good job picking a Head Girl. Antonia Papadakis is basically perfect.

[...] By my current estimations, anyhow. I still need to do research.

Do you know what her hobbies are? You must work with her sometimes. Now that you're a prefect.

Also: My whole team is very upset about something. It doesn't matter what. But then I got upset, but only a little. And then they were all worried about me??? And then I panicked, but only a little. I don't know what to do.

I'm embarrassed.

Comments

[godzillabutworse]

Dude it PROB says something like REAL deep about them FUNDAMENTALLY and like speaks to their PSYCHE!! Like for instance I'm SUPER cute. Just like a slow loris.

[prophesie]

and i barely exist, just like my fog tornado

[godzillabutworse]

It like means you're a FORCE of NATURE.

[prophesie]

okay well i didn't need a spell to tell me that

[godzillabutworse]

NOW you got RECEIPTS, though!!

[prophesie]

i saw dead calvin at patronus practice. do you think he wants to hear our custom dirge???

[godzillabutworse]

Omg We can play it in MAJOR KEY as a HAPPY to see you ALIVE song!!

[evercreep]

Excuse me? "Dead Calvin"?

[taxation_is_theft]

Then what do you think a fucking tiny ass bird says

[godzillabutworse]

You have to eat three times your weight in sugar EVERY DAY to like SURVIVE??

[taxation_is_theft]

Ok

I can live with that.

[godzillabutworse]

Not a BAD life dude.

[taxation_is_theft]

i ain't had my sugar intake for the day yet so I need to find some cookies before I die

[godzillabutworse]

You should run backwards to get em!!

[prophesie]

can you run backwards???

[taxation_is_theft]

Hells yeah I can

I can run backwards as fast as a jaguar could if a jaguar could run backwards

[prophesie]

but a jaguar can't run backwards and that's why you're a tiny ass bird

[cherubic]

You are very cute. That's true. Aren't they also dangerous?

[godzillabutworse]

The ONLY venomous PRIMATE!! It's like pretty badass dude. Yours is like SOOOO cool though?? Like Free Willy!!

[cherubic]

It suits you. I mean that in a good way.

What's Free Willy?

[taxation_is_theft]

Movie bout how invasively evil sea world is

#freethenippleandthewhale

[godzillabutworse]

Awwwwwwww thx dude!!

It's like this SUPER old movie?? About like an orca that's STUCK in an amusement park where he's FORCED TO PERFORM and an angry little boy who like SAVES HIM and sets him FREE. It's pretty good even though it's like ancient?? You should watch it!!

I feel personally offended by the word ancient used in this context jenny

[taxation_is_theft]

[cherubic]

Oh. I'd like to see that. It sounds interesting. Is it in color?

Hm. It's not a sequel though. Problematic.

[godzillabutworse]

Yeah!!

Aw I forgot you gotta watch BAD movies here. :( I bet there's a Free Will 2 although like IDK how he's gonna get any freer?? Unless the sequel deals with like hi PURSUIT of PERSONHOOD status and CITIZENSHIP??