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[cherubic]

What do you think a patronus says about someone?

[Hero]

They really did a good job picking a Head Girl. Antonia Papadakis is basically perfect.

[...] By my current estimations, anyhow. I still need to do research.

Do you know what her hobbies are? You must work with her sometimes. Now that you're a prefect.

Also: My whole team is very upset about something. It doesn't matter what. But then I got upset, but only a little. And then they were all worried about me??? And then I panicked, but only a little. I don't know what to do.

I'm embarrassed.

Comments

[godzillabutworse]

Dude it PROB says something like REAL deep about them FUNDAMENTALLY and like speaks to their PSYCHE!! Like for instance I'm SUPER cute. Just like a slow loris.

[prophesie]

and i barely exist, just like my fog tornado

[godzillabutworse]

It like means you're a FORCE of NATURE.

[prophesie]

okay well i didn't need a spell to tell me that

[taxation_is_theft]

Then what do you think a fucking tiny ass bird says

[godzillabutworse]

You have to eat three times your weight in sugar EVERY DAY to like SURVIVE??

[taxation_is_theft]

Ok

I can live with that.

[prophesie]

can you run backwards???

[taxation_is_theft]

Hells yeah I can

I can run backwards as fast as a jaguar could if a jaguar could run backwards

[cherubic]

You are very cute. That's true. Aren't they also dangerous?

[godzillabutworse]

The ONLY venomous PRIMATE!! It's like pretty badass dude. Yours is like SOOOO cool though?? Like Free Willy!!

[cherubic]

It suits you. I mean that in a good way.

What's Free Willy?

[odder]

It’s usually an animal either with particular significance to you, or one that resembles you symbolically or sometimes more literally.

[cherubic]

I see.

I thought mine would be [...] smaller.

[odder]

Lots of people are bigger on the inside.
And aquatic, sometimes.

[cherubic]

Hm. I've never seen the ocean before.

Archie/Hero

[victimless]

The Head Girl is certainly an improvement on your last would-be paramour. Even my admiration for her is largely unfeigned. Hmm. She has crabs, I suppose?

And oh dear, dissension in the ranks? Interesting. What were they all so upset about?

Archie/Hero

[cherubic]

Oh, yes. Hermit crabs. With de Luca. Do you think they're in love?

Casper's angry with the captains and the whole team's worrying about upsetting one another??? Or me???? Ulysses says they like to talk things out a lot. I suppose they're doing that under wards.

Archie/Hero

[victimless]

Ursula admires power, as all intelligent, driven women do. I'd say a taste for the Head Girl's affections isn't out of the question. But currently she has something just as good.

He does seem to get angry quite often, no? Very bad for team morale. And I suppose you're feeling... confused and uncertain because the upperclassmen insist on wallpapering over their obvious disagreements with a lot of "it's fine"s and not discussing anything with the sophomores?

[phin]

Dunno. Was sort of surprised mine showed up a North American animal.

[cherubic]

Interesting. I live very far away from any orca as well.

Do you think someone could get an animal they don't know at all?

[phin]

Reckon that's got to be possible, yeah? What if you got something no one'd ever seen before?

[heresie]

What do you think mine would be if I had one?

[cherubic]

Something brilliant.

[Tally]
Why don't you think you have one? Everyone has one.

Tally/Archie

[heresie]

I can barely do the spells we're learning in charms this year. I'm probably never going to be able to cast a patronus or become an animagus, so even if I do have one I'll never know what it is.