This is not about Isabelle Francesca Sargent.

[aftokaiafto]

So if you have a friend that's been with you since you were both old enough to argue about who got to wear the polka dotted Huggies and they know all your secrets and would, if provoked, use them to destroy you...

...is this basically equivalent to having a sibling?

Prize to the person who can explain Having Siblings best.

Comments

[aftokaiafto]

I find your lack of trust offensive.

[professionalcorpse]

i'm just covering the bases of things i'm gonna have to say no to. just in case. i don't want to say yes and then welch on it.

[aftokaiafto]

What does grape juice have to do with it

[professionalcorpse]

absolutely nothing.

[aftokaiafto]

I

Okay that's

...okay

[professionalcorpse]

it's - if you take something back? like a deal? you welch on it. it's kinda a shit thing to do.

His mama always said that Yankee boys would never speak sense if they could speak cents...

[aftokaiafto]

...so you're not going to help me...?

Bash has never spoken sense in his life.

[professionalcorpse]

yeah, i'll help you. just so long as it doesn't involve spiders.

Oh Bash, you're so...pretty.

[aftokaiafto]

I can 1000% guarantee no spiders.

He's something, all right.

[professionalcorpse]

sure. then we're good.