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Hey guys, have you heard? There's a Cotillion happening!

(jk jk sorry bad joke)

[Warded to Vee, Chloe, Ursula, Rosy, Addy, and Ollie]

If I wanted to really, really irritate my birth parents by going to Cotillion, looking beautiful and having a very good, proper and handsome date... who could I take?

~~Like, I want them to realize what they missed out o~~

Suggestions? Nevermind on that front, got a date.

Now I just need to look devastatingly beautiful.

[Warded to Ollie]

♥ How's it going?

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Probably not? You have to wear heels! It's practically dress code.

I'm going to tower over her.

It's fine, it just means you're powerful.

But I want to be graceful like a swan or a sea turtle.

Yeah? And swans and sea turtles are both huge. You can be graceful and towering and powerful!

They're not that big.

Swans are as tall as some people and they're mean as hell. Sea turtles are 300 pounds.

I guess you only ever see them from far away because they live in the water.

Why do you know that?

Why don't you? Don't you go outside?

Edited (as if sea turtles are in their backyard) 2017-11-03 06:23 (UTC)

Yes, every day I go down to the beach and try to pick up an adult sea turtle.

Once you see one all you gotta do is eyeball it and guesstimate. It's like those games at the fair.

Besides, I'm in Animagus Studies. Kurt's not the only one armed with Animal Facts.

Did you know that the biggest predator of alligators is other alligators? They're cannibalistic.

I did know that. Did you know they can eat almost a quarter of their body weight in a single sitting? That'd be like you eating over thirty pounds of hot dogs, which come to think of it I'm fairly sure I've seen you do.

Edited (that just read like she was bad at math) 2017-11-03 06:40 (UTC)

She could also wear heels.

That's true. I wonder if she'd be okay with wearing heels so I don't look like a baby giraffe.

I'm 5'11" and probably wearing heels. Stand next to me. You'll look very dainty and elegant.

Also, I'm sure she wouldn't mind.

You're lucky you date boys. I think you and Charlie and my sister Kenzie are the only girls taller than me here.

London and Paris have giants' blood too. And Dinah and Ari.

Edited 2017-11-03 07:01 (UTC)

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