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[patineuse]

[Warded to Coppertale Junior Boys]

I have a hot girl who needs to go to Cotillion, and I promised I'd find her a good date. I judged your cabin as having the highest number of socially passable single guys, and I need a volunteer.

GROUND RULES:

1. You have to pass as not embarrassing. It's one evening. You can manage it.


2. You have to pass as totally heterosexual. One evening, boys!


3. You can't fall in love with her. This isn't a date-date, this is a "I need to impress my parents" date.

In return:

1. Your tuxedo will be provided for you.


2. You get to go to New York for a day.


3. You get to eat fancy hors d'oeuvres.


4. You'll be my new favourite junior Coppertale boy.

[Later, warded to Madison]

Ira Ashworth said yes.

Comments

Spencer/Ruby

[patineuse]

Who's worried? It's not like that guy stomped all over your heart or anything.

Let's hope they stay that way for awhile. It's only a matter of time before Charlie starts sniffing around for a boy to break.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[bitterlysweet]

Yeah you'd have to ask someone I guess.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[heathclifflacey]

I'm relaxed?

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[heathclifflacey]

Spencer/Ruby

[bitterlysweet]

He can't do it twice.

Riiiight. Time to keep my eye on Todd and Cliff. They both like mean girls. Although Heathcliff's still working out what's going on between him and Fern.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[longcons]

Right. Plus, the aforementioned formalwear. So.

Spencer/Ruby

[patineuse]

Once is enough. I'm not forgiving him.

Didn't they go to the dance together? What's there to work out?

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[patineuse]

If I can get a tuxedo tailored for me, I can get one for you.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[bitterlysweet]

Some people would probably argue with you about that point.

Spencer/Ruby

[bitterlysweet]

I know I just [...] don't think it's bad to try being [...] friends again?

No idea. Fern's not really the love and romance sort so maybe she's trying to swerve it...? I'd feel bad for Heathcliff though.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[heathclifflacey]

Don't jinx it, dude. Practice TOMORROW.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[longcons]

Ruby, apparently.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[patineuse]

I like being right about things.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[longcons]

Good tailoring, while helpful, isn't curative. But thank you.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[patineuse]

One day you're going to have fun at a party. I had better be there.

Spencer/Ruby

[patineuse]

I'd tell you to warn him that I'll kill him if he steps out of line, but he'd enjoy it too much.

He should just ask her. Then at least he'd get an answer and could get over it.

Also: Ira's my new favourite. Sorry. A deal's a deal.

Ruby/Ira

[ashworthless]

That better go in the yearbook and everything.

Yeah, maybe it’d be best starting from you. If you don’t mind. And I think ironic wooing is only for real dating, gotta work in opposites. I’ll be very straightforward.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[ashworthless]

What’s it mean if I have to go back?
Is it like having that creepyass going back to middle school dream?

Ruby/Madison

[cupquake]

Seriously??? Ahhhh omg thank you thank you ♥!! He is definitely not totally gross!

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[ashworthless]

I’ll be fine. I’m saving my brain damage allowance til at least the party.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[heathclifflacey]

YEAH? Big plans?

Spencer/Ruby

[bitterlysweet]

Don't worry. It's ok. I learned my lesson.

Not really his style I guess. I mean I can't really talk right now.

Oh well. We had a good run as best friends.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[ashworthless]

Nah but it’s good to expect the expected

Ruby/Madison

[patineuse]

We'll even make sure he wears cologne. Hang on, let me ward you to him.

[Ruby/Madison/Ira]
Ira, meet Madison Ives, beautiful cheer captain who's out of your league. Madison, meet Ira Ashworth, witty future Healer and almost a Quidditch player. You two are going to look like a parody of all-American wholesomeness.

Ruby/Ira

[patineuse]

Thirty years from now when you have to prove to your children that you were cool in high school, it'll be right there beside your picture.

I've been doing wooing wrong this whole time. Damn. And here, I added a ward so you can talk to her.