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[patineuse]

[Warded to Coppertale Junior Boys]

I have a hot girl who needs to go to Cotillion, and I promised I'd find her a good date. I judged your cabin as having the highest number of socially passable single guys, and I need a volunteer.

GROUND RULES:

1. You have to pass as not embarrassing. It's one evening. You can manage it.


2. You have to pass as totally heterosexual. One evening, boys!


3. You can't fall in love with her. This isn't a date-date, this is a "I need to impress my parents" date.

In return:

1. Your tuxedo will be provided for you.


2. You get to go to New York for a day.


3. You get to eat fancy hors d'oeuvres.


4. You'll be my new favourite junior Coppertale boy.

[Later, warded to Madison]

Ira Ashworth said yes.

Comments

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[bitterlysweet]

Yeah you'd have to ask someone I guess.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[heathclifflacey]

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[longcons]

Right. Plus, the aforementioned formalwear. So.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[patineuse]

If I can get a tuxedo tailored for me, I can get one for you.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[longcons]

Good tailoring, while helpful, isn't curative. But thank you.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[patineuse]

One day you're going to have fun at a party. I had better be there.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[longcons]

I've never had fun in my life.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[patineuse]

Don't let Spencer hear you say that.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[bitterlysweet]

Some people would probably argue with you about that point.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[longcons]

Ruby, apparently.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[patineuse]

I like being right about things.