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[patineuse]

[Warded to Coppertale Junior Boys]

I have a hot girl who needs to go to Cotillion, and I promised I'd find her a good date. I judged your cabin as having the highest number of socially passable single guys, and I need a volunteer.

GROUND RULES:

1. You have to pass as not embarrassing. It's one evening. You can manage it.


2. You have to pass as totally heterosexual. One evening, boys!


3. You can't fall in love with her. This isn't a date-date, this is a "I need to impress my parents" date.

In return:

1. Your tuxedo will be provided for you.


2. You get to go to New York for a day.


3. You get to eat fancy hors d'oeuvres.


4. You'll be my new favourite junior Coppertale boy.

[Later, warded to Madison]

Ira Ashworth said yes.

Comments

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[ashworthless]

You know. I think I could do most to all of those things.
Maybe even at the same time.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[patineuse]

And I don't think anyone else can top "future world-famous Healer" for potential fake fiancé material.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[ashworthless]

I’ve made it a point to look acceptable on paper.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[patineuse]

Cash thinks so too.

[Ira]
It's my roommate, Madison Ives. I know you don't know her well, but she's fun to talk to and just wants to get through this without being lambasted on the society pages.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[ashworthless]

Then I’ve truly made it. Cool.

[Ruby]
Yeah, she seems nice. I’d go with her.
And going as a fake date means I can keep a certain level of irony, that’s nice.
Think I should be the one to ask, make it traditional from the start?

Ruby/Ira

[patineuse]

Thanks. [...] You were Spencer's top pick too. Ira Ashworth, the one you'd most want to bring home to your mother.

You can if you want. Or I can ward you both on my post and ask you to immediately cut me out of it so I don't sit and make fun of your ironic wooing techniques.

Ruby/Ira

[ashworthless]

That better go in the yearbook and everything.

Yeah, maybe it’d be best starting from you. If you don’t mind. And I think ironic wooing is only for real dating, gotta work in opposites. I’ll be very straightforward.

Ruby/Ira

[patineuse]

Thirty years from now when you have to prove to your children that you were cool in high school, it'll be right there beside your picture.

I've been doing wooing wrong this whole time. Damn. And here, I added a ward so you can talk to her.