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OKAY so like yesterday I found a TREASURE MAP in the bathroom at the lodge and so it was like OF COURSE my responsibility to follow it and it led me to the GREENHOUSE and there was a box BURIED and I had to dig some plants up to get it and I got yelled at and it was kind of DUMB because the treasure wasn't really great ANYWAY??? Like there's this SUPER ANCIENT music tape thing that says GREATEST HITS on it (like anyone can actually play it???) and then like this PHOTO of this GUY who is wearing really SHORT shorts and like his legs are super hairy and it's gross???

And so like okay I GUESS my question is...

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Does anyone know who this OLD GUY is???

[An autographed photo has been taped into Essie's journal.]

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FUCK YEAH WE DO

Edited (casey would 100% know but i don't want to ruin it yet) 2017-12-01 23:41 (UTC)

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Are you a fan of his MUSIC???

oh my god, it's david hasselhoff.

that's - wow. that's a LOT of david hasselhoff.

How do so many people know Lilika's boyfriend??? And why does he hate PANTS???

I thought he was a SINGER??

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What a treasure.

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That's my boyfriend, Dave.

omfg bro we have st hoff in common

It seems we have MANY similar tastes, Casey.

But he's so OLD???

I like a man with a little experience. I think I’d make a really good third wife.

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I'm sorry to tell you this but someone has been keeping photos of your boyfriend in the greenhouse.

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NEVERMIND!!!

What happened to Tony?

What are TONY'S feelings on PANTS???

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That's [...] an indecent amount of leg.

His chest is also very hairy.

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God if I keep staring at it I start feeling judged. Like, in the end of times sense.

Is this the ABYSS that you're not supposed to stare into???

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ESSIE!

I can NEVER unsee this!

I'm SORRY!!!

[...] But at least Bash said there are MAYBE NOT old guys who dress like that on BAYWATCH???

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Didn't you ever watch No-Maj television? He was on this cartoon, it was hilarious!

I watched A LOT of No-Maj cartoons and stuff but I definitely DON'T remember anyone who looked like him!!!

Edited (baywatch ended when essie was... 3. these babies.) 2017-12-03 03:22 (UTC)

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