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[aftokaiafto]

 [Warded to Isabelle]

Maman wants to know if you're staying with us for Christmas break. 

I personally thinks she needs to know how much milk she needs to bribe the lutins with to put up with you, but she says it's because it's nice having another feminine presence in the house. Whatever that means.

I think that means she misses you or something but God knows WHY. Booger-like behavior is contagious. 

Comments

Issy

[aftokaiafto]

You'd think she'd never done a single other thing worth mentioning in her life!!!

And yes generally I am 100% in support of my father's models but when he's recreating the demon circle of I-285, a guy has to draw the line or else this Christmas will be like...a holiday slasher movie? And then Maman will kill us all for ruining her dinner party and everything will get R rated for gore.

And of course your parents miss me, I'M THEIR COOLEST CHILD. Tell me--does Daniel still have his impossible, ill-fated crush on me? I must know.

Trissy

[cant_even]

Well I mean it's not like she has a kid to brag about...

KIDDING! ♥

But what about your DAD's good holiday? You can support your momma, I got your papa. That way she will forget she likes me for a bit. It's a win-win.

No, Tris, Daniel does not want to marry you yet. I'll work on it over Christmas for ya.

Issy

[aftokaiafto]

RUDE.

Issy

[aftokaiafto]

Okay but on the real, the Gascoigne-Thibodeau men have Learnt™ that Every Holiday is Maman's Holiday and if she's happy, we can continue our existence free of suffering (mostly).

And how typical. These fickle Sargent menfolk...

Trissy

[cant_even]

I know, I know. I still want to see it before he makes it Holiday Appropriate.

They're so oblivious aren't they?

Issy

[aftokaiafto]

I always knew I'd lose you to black magic and the seductive pull of demonology and roadway construction. It was only a matter of time.

And yes they are. How could Danny love me and leave me like this. I'm calling the police.

Trissy

[cant_even]

What can I say, you know how evilness and debauchery have always appealed to me.

Definitely something ring the President about. I'll make sure he knows he's in big trouble.

Issy

[aftokaiafto]

I sensed it from the day you were born.

And maybe Danny's reality-defying infidelity is a little much to call MACUSA about--

No. Scratch that. Call MACUSA, I want him arrested for kidnapping.

Trissy

[cant_even]

It's why we're best friends :P

Kidnapping? How do you figure that one?

Re: Trissy

[aftokaiafto]

My heart is missing

Trissy

[cant_even]

Ah well in that case, I'm writing a strongly worded letter right this second so I can owl it off to MACUSA as soon as possible!