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[ferdie]

[Prefects+Head Kids]

Hey guys. Welcome back. Just a quick follow on the woods situation, from last month. Rosy and I went to talk to Mr. Merrill. He told us that the sparks in the forest were a MACUSA training exercise, and that the moose that people thought they saw was, in fact, a moose. Like an actual one. Not [...] vaguely incorporeal or as old as time. It was killed after being stunned. The two Moosemen Forest Entities should be alive and doing fine, although apparently no one's seen or heard from them since then. They told MACUSA not to hunt, so that's who they're probably angry with now.

What that means for us [...] it sounds like probably nothing. I don't have to say everyone should be on guard anyway, especially in the forest.

I kinda want to follow this with a really routine announcement like, "And with the influx of new student authority into the sauna, try to make sure everyone's keeping it clean," so there, have that.

Here's to another safe semester.

Comments

Rosy/Ferdie

[ferdie]

We were doomed from the start.

Hey. If Nia and I went to the grotto this weekend to at least try to visit the handsomer mooseman, would you want to come?

Rosy/Ferdie

[browbeats]

Can [...] either of you cast a patr Sy will kill me if anything happens while

[...] I mean, I can't let either of you steal my boyfriend's affections, can I?

Rosy/Ferdie

[ferdie]

We're both catches.

Thanks.

Rosy/Ferdie

[browbeats]

Do you guys have any ideas on when this weekend? Or should I be ready with a bug out bag at a moment's notice?

Rosy/Ferdie

[ferdie]

Not yet.
I'll let you know. I hope we don't need a bag for anything, honestly.

Rosy/Ferdie

[browbeats]

Never go into the woods without a supply of clean drinking water and a sewing kit. I learned that from a newsletter I didn't even sign up for.

[.............] I hope you never hesitate to ask me to come do something possibly dumb with you, by the way.

We went through the shit together. And you d you didn't have to st [...] You're stuck with me and my terrible brothers now.

Rosy/Ferdie

[ferdie]

And here’s me, never owned a sewing kit in his life.

I’m glad to be stuck.
Same goes for you too, you know.
I wouldn’t question anything you asked.