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[ferdie]

[Prefects+Head Kids]

Hey guys. Welcome back. Just a quick follow on the woods situation, from last month. Rosy and I went to talk to Mr. Merrill. He told us that the sparks in the forest were a MACUSA training exercise, and that the moose that people thought they saw was, in fact, a moose. Like an actual one. Not [...] vaguely incorporeal or as old as time. It was killed after being stunned. The two Moosemen Forest Entities should be alive and doing fine, although apparently no one's seen or heard from them since then. They told MACUSA not to hunt, so that's who they're probably angry with now.

What that means for us [...] it sounds like probably nothing. I don't have to say everyone should be on guard anyway, especially in the forest.

I kinda want to follow this with a really routine announcement like, "And with the influx of new student authority into the sauna, try to make sure everyone's keeping it clean," so there, have that.

Here's to another safe semester.

Comments

Student Authority

[victimless]

What should we do if our classmates ask about it?

Prefects + Head Kids

[heyitsnia]

Thanks, Ferdie.

[Ferdie]
Look, I don't get out to see many films, but I've seen enough films to know that that is some kinda bullshit story. [...] I don't like that Brother and Anon "haven't been seen since." I really don't like it. And I'm willing to bet that others won't either. So, let's make sure our reassurances sound the same, so no one panics.

Student Authority

[casperkim]

This is bu

[...] Noted.

Student Authority

[browbeats]

For the love of God everyone, keep the sauna clean and don't fu.

Student Authority

[cygninae]

[...] Yeah ok. Thanks for checking it out.

Student Authority

[opuntia]

Do they seri [....]

Good to know. Appreciate the update.

[...]

Ugh, the sauna

Student Authority

[peanutbuttercup]

Anon missed last month. Next new moon's on the 14th, so we'll see then, I guess.

[professionalcorpse]

the hell kind of training exercise involves killing mo

you got to have one helluva stunning spell to down a moose. those things are MASSIVE. so they're definitely eating their wheaties.

[colitaderana]

So um

Killing a moose was definitely necessary after stunning it???

are we reporting them for animal cruelty or because that's just

Thanks for the update. I'm sure everyone will do their best to keep all the students safe.

Student Authority

[puphart]

If they'd been taking proper precautions, they wouldn't have had to Why would they be training in a place where They can't keep I don't like the If they'd been taking proper precautions, they wouldn't have had to kill a moose.