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[ferdie]

[Prefects+Head Kids]

Hey guys. Welcome back. Just a quick follow on the woods situation, from last month. Rosy and I went to talk to Mr. Merrill. He told us that the sparks in the forest were a MACUSA training exercise, and that the moose that people thought they saw was, in fact, a moose. Like an actual one. Not [...] vaguely incorporeal or as old as time. It was killed after being stunned. The two Moosemen Forest Entities should be alive and doing fine, although apparently no one's seen or heard from them since then. They told MACUSA not to hunt, so that's who they're probably angry with now.

What that means for us [...] it sounds like probably nothing. I don't have to say everyone should be on guard anyway, especially in the forest.

I kinda want to follow this with a really routine announcement like, "And with the influx of new student authority into the sauna, try to make sure everyone's keeping it clean," so there, have that.

Here's to another safe semester.

Comments

Student Authority

[ferdie]

It sounds like it was [...] an accident. An agent panicked.
I don't

[...][Kurt]

I'm sorry to make you even think about this, but.

This would've had to be [...] a lot of stunners. Wouldn't it?

Student Authority

[puphart]

Then they should be practising in controlled environments and not at the expense of our the wildlife!!!!

[Ferdie]
Do you know if it was a bull or a cow? Bulls can weigh up to 1,500 pounds, and cows 1,000. That's a lot of firepower.

Student Authority

[ferdie]

A whole lot of things would be better if they'd thought to do that.
I know. I'm sorry.

[Kurt]
A bull. There were antlers.
That's a lot of stunning spells.

Student Authority

[puphart]

I'm going to w Is it overstepping my bounds if I write them a letter? They can't treat the forest like th

[Ferdie]
[...] It would have be like fireworks. More fireworks than we saw. Right?

Student Authority

[ferdie]

I'd say you're within your rights.
[...] Maybe as long as Mr. Merrill didn't get brought into it. He shouldn't get in trouble for telling us this.

[Kurt]
Yeah. You'd think.