Written by Stewart Ocean of Azurcrest:

[goosefresh]

if you ever want to see your precious URSULA DE LUCA alive again, you need to deliver all the money earned from valentine's day deliveries to the ornery oak by curfew. leave it in a paper bag. no more than 2 people are to make the delivery. leave it and WALK AWAY.

we have the magical key to the basement so don't try anything funny.

[OOC: We may or may not reply as the freshmen. Either way.... enjoy.]

Comments

[threatens]

[...] He better not be fuckin involved in this.

[neattrick]

if he is he's the mastermind cause hartson's too stupid to think of this

[threatens]

Which means if Freddy's in this, you know Hartson is too. Fuckin hell.

[neattrick]

i told him they were gonna peer pressure him up there and he just didn't listen

[threatens]

Teenage boys are fuckin stupid. You worried about him getting in trouble?

[browbeats]

Why did we let him go into Azurcrest?

[threatens]

Because this stupid fuckin school's all about free choice and individuality by way of making you choose which four fuckin categories you wanna put yourself into, and you know he was always gonna pick the one we didn't want him to fuckin choose.

You headed to Azurcrest?

[browbeats]

I had to find something to work as a battering ram first.

[threatens]

Still got a big piece of a tree which may or may not have been recently cut down.

[browbeats]

[........]

Dude.

[threatens]

What? Battering ram, right fuckin here. Bet I could get Reid to help me carry it.

[browbeats]

Convenient fucking time to bring it up.

[threatens]

You wanna take points, Ro, or you want me to help you track down our dumbass brother?

[browbeats]

All of the above is an option.

[cygninae]

No way.

The doors are all magic and shit. Just go tell Merrill.

[browbeats]

There's no catharsis to that, Reid.

[cygninae]

I'm not carrying a heavy ass log I'm just going to go tell Vector.

[threatens]

Dude. You're no fuckin fun.

[cygninae]

You knew that.

[browbeats]

Tell her she can follow the sound of my voice.

[cygninae]

Ok don't kill anyone.

[browbeats]

I'll do my best because you asked nicely.

[cecaelian]

[...] I'm going to move a few steps further down.