Written by Stewart Ocean of Azurcrest:

[goosefresh]

if you ever want to see your precious URSULA DE LUCA alive again, you need to deliver all the money earned from valentine's day deliveries to the ornery oak by curfew. leave it in a paper bag. no more than 2 people are to make the delivery. leave it and WALK AWAY.

we have the magical key to the basement so don't try anything funny.

[OOC: We may or may not reply as the freshmen. Either way.... enjoy.]

Comments

[heyitsnia]

KID JAIL

[quickbuck]

they're gonna kill her nia

[heyitsnia]

I'm going to destroy them.

[longcons]

Don’t be a hero.

[peanutbuttercup]

[...] I'm so sorry. I'll go find him.

[heyitsnia]

Thank you, Reece. I'm sure we'll resolve this matter quickly.

[browbeats]

Yeah, not quite.

[longcons]

Interesting strategy. [....] Shortsighted, but interesting.

[nothalfplaid]

Dumb as fuck. Funny as shit, though.

[novelling]

I think we should give it to them.

[beansontoast]

OH BABIES I AM SO PROUD!!!

[casperkim]

This is absurd.

[lilipad]

-Ly cute!

[lilipad]

They’re so PRECOCIOUS!!!

Lilika

[beansontoast]

I LOVE THEM!!I WANT TO HUG THEM ALL I HOPE THEY DON'T DIE!!!

[godzillabutworse]

Are we having a mutiny??

[beansontoast]

Not yet Nini.

[cherubic]

This is a disorganized one.

[cecaelian]

You can't be serious

This hardly needs to be said, but Event Committee members are expressly forbidden from complying with these demands.

I'm fine. It's just [...] painfully boring sitting on these steps.

[sairaza]

Which steps?

[sairaza]

Merlin. You realize that some of us have things to do, yes?

[odder]

You don't want to negotiate for more?
Don't you know we still have Christmas funds?

Amateurs.

[beansontoast]

Are you trying to keep Queen Ursula contained so you can usurp her??

[novelling]

Whose side are you on?

[destructobot]

For fuck's sake.