Written by Stewart Ocean of Azurcrest:

[goosefresh]

if you ever want to see your precious URSULA DE LUCA alive again, you need to deliver all the money earned from valentine's day deliveries to the ornery oak by curfew. leave it in a paper bag. no more than 2 people are to make the delivery. leave it and WALK AWAY.

we have the magical key to the basement so don't try anything funny.

[OOC: We may or may not reply as the freshmen. Either way.... enjoy.]

Comments

[ghostbluster]

There, there.

[readingrainbows]

I just don't know how to get through to these kids.

[ghostbluster]

I think you've got to sit them down and just have a very long discussion with them. There are a lot of dangers to forced confinement and also heists.

[readingrainbows]

Do you really think that'll work?

[ghostbluster]

It would be my first strategy.

[readingrainbows]

I'm afraid this MIGHT be a CRY FOR HELP.

[ghostbluster]

I think it must be. They had to know they would get caught. Maybe they wanted to get caught.

[readingrainbows]

Oh no. Suicide by cop. [...] Maybe a LONG DISCUSSION would give them a SAFE PLACE to talk about their OBVIOUSLY SIGNIFICANT issues.

[ghostbluster]

Suicide by cop. A cry for help. Could be.

[Zach]

I feel sorry for them. At this point, they're really in for it.

[readingrainbows]

This is a REALLY bad situation on a LOT of levels.

Bert
Suspended, at LEAST, right?

Zach

[ghostbluster]

That seems likely. What do you think would be a fitting punishment?

Zach & Bert

[readingrainbows]

Suspension, probably. Maybe WITH mandatory counselling? I know we need to have a zero-tolerance kidnapping policy, but [...] I feel so SAD for Stewart. He needs PROFESSIONAL HELP.

Re: Zach & Bert

[ghostbluster]

Maybe you could advocate for that then. What's the use in being a student leader if you don't do some good with the power, you know?