Written by Stewart Ocean of Azurcrest:

[goosefresh]

if you ever want to see your precious URSULA DE LUCA alive again, you need to deliver all the money earned from valentine's day deliveries to the ornery oak by curfew. leave it in a paper bag. no more than 2 people are to make the delivery. leave it and WALK AWAY.

we have the magical key to the basement so don't try anything funny.

[OOC: We may or may not reply as the freshmen. Either way.... enjoy.]

Comments

[lilipad]

A prefect that yells at them for singing a perfectly cute song in the spirit of the season?

[casperkim]

There are other prefects.

And I didn't yell.

[lilipad]

Perhaps you didn’t raise your voice but STILL.

[casperkim]

I didn't even use an exclamation point. [...] Besides, just because I tell them not to be assholes, that doesn't mean I wouldn't do my job.

[lilipad]

Have you ever used an exclamation point?

[casperkim]

I assume.

[lilipad]

What about a first name?

[iliya]

Why are you picking at him? He is right. This is absurd. You are only looking for reasons to annoy.

[lilipad]

Oooomigod seris

It's kind of our thing. But that's okay. I'll go. You don't need to worry about me, Iliya.

[iliya]

I do not think he finds this as amusing as you think.

[lilipad]

Can't win 'em all.