Written by Stewart Ocean of Azurcrest:

[goosefresh]

if you ever want to see your precious URSULA DE LUCA alive again, you need to deliver all the money earned from valentine's day deliveries to the ornery oak by curfew. leave it in a paper bag. no more than 2 people are to make the delivery. leave it and WALK AWAY.

we have the magical key to the basement so don't try anything funny.

[OOC: We may or may not reply as the freshmen. Either way.... enjoy.]

Comments

[prophesie]

hey!!!!!!!! don't threaten archie this is america and he can talk about whatever he wants

[beansontoast]

We have rights!!

[browbeats]

Oh look at all the fucks I give.

[prophesie]

i'm acknowledging your feelings because i'm very generous but also i'm telling a teacher that you're bulling archie right now so maybe you should slow down and think about how to talk respectfully to your classmates or whatever

[lilipad]

[browbeats]

Cool.

[prophesie]

if you think hurting feelings is cool then you need more help than i thought

Sophomores

[beansontoast]

Have I told you lately that I love you?

Sophomores

[prophesie]

she's sooooooooooo lucky i'm way too delicate and mature to rip her stupid hair out

i don't get why casey is in love with her when her aura is basically the color of toenail fungus

Sophomores

[beansontoast]

She is supes lucky!! She doesn't have to be so mean just because we're YOUNGER and we're talking about something she doesn't like she was so much nicer to us last year what crawled up her butt and died???

Oh my god is he STILL??? I thought for sure he was over that!!

Sophomores

[prophesie]

it's sad??? i think she potioned him but not in a cute way like when archie does it

Re: Sophomores

[beansontoast]

But it would have worn off and also she'd like not make stank face at him so much??