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[uponawire]

Eileen,

Time to bond. New Topic: Airplanes. What are your thoughts? Have you been?

Discuss.

[Warded to Reece]

How is everything on the Freshman rebellion front?

[ooc note: Nobody here has any idea what anybody else here is talking about. They're just being jackasses.]

Comments

[browbeats]

It's weird how he always carries a wicker basket, right?

[foxpaws]

Absolutely insane, maybe he thinks it'll soften his image.

[uponawire]

Maybe he just really enjoys picnics.

[foxpaws]

If he always had a wicker basket filled with food on him I might actually like him.

[browbeats]

I hope he's taking notes, you're being very generous with your constructive criticism here.

[uponawire]

Everyone loves a man with lunch.

[browbeats]

I'd never have to leave the library if I had one of those.

[uponawire]

They'd have to be able to get it past Ms. Petrichor too.

[browbeats]

You know I'd snitch in seconds. Don't you dare get ants in my library.

[uponawire]

What if it was very carefully packaged?

[browbeats]

Is the packaging edible too?

[foxpaws]

Same. And hopefully he knows that anytime he wants criticism, constructive or otherwise, I'm there.

[browbeats]

All criticism is constructive if your skin's thick enough.

[foxpaws]

Does that mean I can call him a shithead and not get in trouble because I'm being constructive?

[graysanatomyforkids]

By all means. It only makes me more powerful.

[foxpaws]

God, I forgot you're such a shithead that you thrive on any sort of attention.

[graysanatomyforkids]

I'm offended that you've forgotten.

[browbeats]

So basically, as long as he's not crying, it's probably fine.

[browbeats]

Someone should get him a red hood for his birthday.

[foxpaws]

Can it be a big one so it mostly hides his face?

[browbeats]

The hair will only get bigger.

[foxpaws]

Shit, you're right, what if it can't be contained?

[browbeats]

Don't worry, we'll develop the technology eventually.

[foxpaws]

Sounds like a lot of work.

[browbeats]

Saving mankind often is.