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[wholegrain]

hmmmm

if anyone finds themselves in a situation where they could potentially kiss a man-sized cockroach in the near future
maybe take it slow instead

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[cosmonot]

they're in the bathrooms touching our butts and now they want to kiss????

[sheepish]

Thanks! It's so easy to get swept up in the moment with these kinds of things.

[wholegrain]

touching butts must have awoken something in them

[foxpaws]

Are there actually people here who would do that?

[wholegrain]

i for one would be flattered if a giant cockroach chose me to smooch

[cosmonot]

touching butts is a GATEWAY DRUG to romance and i don't like that i had to be a part of it!!!!

[wholegrain]

it takes all kinds!!

[wholegrain]

do you think this dream was a warning about their escalating issues with consent?

[foxpaws]

Fair. Also, dumb question, given what I know about people here.

Is it just a huge cockroach we should be looking out for, or a cockroach masquerading as a person?

[uponawire]

I feel like that's pretty fair advice.

Could possibly even be a definitive don't kiss man-sized cockroaches.

[cosmonot]

yes definitely!!! between this and the locker full of spiders i think BUGS are a bigger threat to this school than everything else.

[addytives]

WELP I guess I'll have to stay in my current kissing arrangement. SORRY ROACHMAN, you seemed cool

[wholegrain]

i could never stand in the way of true love though

[wholegrain]

hmm
in my dream it was a giant cockroach in a smart little sweater-vest

so either cockroaches pretending to be people or cockroaches with style

[wholegrain]

this is how the roachmen learn to respect boundaries!!

if i had a direct line to them i would send a similar yet reversed message to them

[cygninae]

Huh. Specific.

[foxpaws]

Yikes, a sweater-vest? Gooseberry better watch out, those are hard to resist.

[wholegrain]

sometimes bugs are cool!
i like little pillbugs myself they don't seem like a threat

[addytives]

Roaches should totally be cool with just being friend roaches. Like seriously. Feelers off, guys!!!!

[wholegrain]

and an all too common occurrence

[heyitsnia]

I consider myself open-minded? But bug dudes might be a bridge too far for me.

[cosmonot]

cool enough to kiss if they were person-sized??

[uponawire]

How sentient is the man-sized cockroach?

[wholegrain]

if i see one with a paisley pattern then consider me done for

[sheepish]

I wonder who the lucky person will be?