Paranoia Level: Barely Coherent

[neattrick]

WARDED TO EBONHIDE QUIDDITCH

alright we've talked strategy for the coppertale game to death so i'm not gonna bore you guys with it anymore. quayle's got you tomorrow + friday for drills, on thurs i'm taking archie and tutu for extra seeker practice and everyone else gets to SUPER DOUBLETIME DRILLS

tutu, reid agreed to practice w you before the ilvermorny game. you find a time with him that works and i'll book the pitch for you guys. promise he doesn't bite

coppertale hasn't won a match since november either so you know those fighty assholes are all wound up. sy and nisha are more likely to throw an elbow at you than heathcliff is but keep your eye on any of them. honestly i'm most concerned about roxie and charlie. they're a strong team and they'll probs be looking to interrupt our chaser formation. now solo + quayle + i aren't going to fly as tight as we usually do, but that does mean Cardigan and Casper are going to have to keep a closer eye on us since we'll be spread out

as far as scoring goes i don't really care what numbers we turn out. i'm more concerned with winning tha



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shit sorry i thought someone was trying to murder me but it was just my hair

UHHH so yeah just drink your water i swear to WIZARD JESUS i will know if you don't

Comments

Re: Ebonquid

[theniceboy]

Good, I appreciate the distract

Okay. I welcome the change of scenery in that event.

Ebonquid

[ulixes]

My handsome face is all the view you need.

Ebonquid

[theniceboy]

Yes, we can say that, if it makes you feel good.

Ebonquid

[ulixes]

A hair more conviction'd be nice.

Re: Ebonquid

[theniceboy]

You have a very nice face, Ulysses.

Ebonquid

[ulixes]

That's what I'm talking about. Thank you, Solomon. Sheesh, y'all're gonna give me some kind of complex, I swear.

Ebonquid

[theniceboy]

We're all very proud to have your face on our team, Ulysses, I apologize if we insinuated otherwise.

Ebonquid

[ulixes]

Guess I can forgive you just this once.

You free Friday for this extra practice? I'd pencil us in for tomorrow, but Decourt's playing position traitor and training the reserves up for Seeker, so it'd be just the two of us.

Ebonquid

[neattrick]

you never do seem to complain when she catches the snitch tho

Ebonquid

[ulixes]

She's got a god-given talent and she deserves better than you, anyhow.

Ebonquid

[neattrick]

just take liberty for chaser practice, have bert cover your spot and you cover mine, problem solved, stop complaining

Ebonquid

[ulixes]

Did you see her last week running that hitch route? At this rate, I just might pray you get knocked off your broom again.