Gooseberry High

WARD TO MARTINA FANNING, DIANA GAM, & ANTONIA PAPADAKIS:
Here comes my favorite part. Marty, you still dead set on skipping out on Winter Formal?
END WARD.

The sign-up sheet is now closed, and it's my favorite time again, i.e. the time I get to make some love matches. Actual love optional. But let me stop wasting your time. Only two days until the dance to get your corsage-to-dress color synched up, after all.

( WAVE YOUR WANDS TO FIND YOUR NAME AND YOUR DATE FOR THE DANCE. )

Again, as always with my matches, I can't guarantee you'll find the love of your life at the Winter Formal. Some people just plain don't have a spark, and that's just fine. But you'll definitely have a memorable time if you go in with an open mind and an open heart. I promise y'all that.