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[dumb_ass]

I'm now in a relationship with like half the school, right?

[Warded to Reece, Ennis, Levi, and Jaime]

Do any of you know Bianca well?

I'm trying to figure out if I should do a you know.

Whatever they call them.

Promposal or something.

God help me

Comments

[gdilevi]

That's right, that's how it works!

But who's your FAVORITE???

[dumb_ass]

Definitely how it works.

GUESS.

[gdilevi]

IT'S ME!!!!!

[dumb_ass]

DUH. I don't know why you even thought you had to ask.

[neattrick]

which half

[dumb_ass]

The more awesome than the other awesome half obviously.

[neattrick]

okay have fun with your 79 boyfriends and girlfriends

[dumb_ass]

Thanks, Clem! It's gonna be fantastic.

[neattrick]

polygamy's illegal tho so no weddings

[insightfulness]

NO

That sounds like it would be a hard thing to keep up with.

[dumb_ass]

You're 100% right. Thank goodness for the supremacy clause.

[insightfulness]

Rest easy knowing you don't have to constantly shower people with gifts.

[dumb_ass]

Just certain people.

[insightfulness]

Like your sister?

Da Boyz

[gdilevi]

I DON'T KNOW HER WELL, BUT HURRY UP AND ASK HER BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES. That's been my advice to everyone who's asked so far. Everyone at this school moves QUICK, Oscar, they move QUICK at the end of the year. It's like a fucking Black Friday sale where you hear about Muggles trampling each other for discounted TVs. Except instead of Black Friday, it's the month before prom. Instead of Muggles, it's teenage wizards. Instead of discounted TVs, it's PROM DATES.

Alternatively, do what I've always done and skip prom to go get high with someone you wanna bang instead.

Da Boyz

[dumb_ass]

WE'RE GOING ON A SECOND DATE THIS WEEKEND AND IF IT GOES WELL WE'RE GOING TO BE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND OH GOD THAT SOUNDS SO STUPID WHEN I SAY IT OUT LOUD BUT I DON'T EVEN CARE SHE'S GONNA BE MY GIRLFRIEND IF I DON'T FUCK IT UP.

Then she like, can't go to Prom with someone else, right? That's a rule isn't it?

[...] I don't know if she does that. A month seems quick to get down to bangin I mean I've hardly even made out I'm such a nerd Shit I need to start writing facts down somewhere so I don't fuck up.

Da Boyz

[gdilevi]

THAT'S SO CHASTE AND PURE OF YOU, OZZY. But, yeah, don't delay on asking her so you can secure her for Prom. The whole reason me and Cecil started dating was because I didn't want any other fuckos hogging all the dances with him. GET IN THERE AND GET A MONOPOLY ON HER TIME AND AFFECTION, ZABINSKY.

Oh, yeah. I mean, don't get high with Bianca BUT if you don't end up asking her to prom or if someone asks her first, you can always skip it and get high.

... Actually, probably don't do that.

Da Boyz

[dumb_ass]

CHASTE AND PURE IS GOOD RIGHT? I WANT TO BE THOSE THINGS?? I'm trying dude. We had a set-back with her not remembering I told her how much I liked her at the Grotto party and yeah.

[...] You're giving me a lot of mixed signals here, Levi.

Da Boyz

[sheepish]

That's sweet! I don't think you need to do anything big or elaborate? Is that what a Promposal is? She doesn't seem like she'd like being the center of attention, but I also don't really know her that well... I'm just assuming because Ribbonfin.

What about flowers?

Da Boyz - shit sorry I forgot these were BOTH your characters MY BAD

[dumb_ass]

FLOWERS, yes. Damn Ennis, you're a genius. You're right - she's shy, but I think she'd like some kind of gesture. Not a big one, but flowers would be really a nice touch.

Did you end up having fun today? Several others used your hug trick and got me after I attempted to hug them. It was glorious.

Da Boyz - lmfao IT HAPPENS. they have social overlap sometimes

[sheepish]

Flowers and maybe a note attached to the flowers if you think you're going to stutter? So she can read it and be surprised and you won't trip over your words? That's what I would probably do...? But I've never asked anyone to anything so I'm not an expert or anything. It's all hypothetical.

But I don't know if I'd like flowers with a note because then I'd have to read the note in front of the person while they watch me... Um... Okay, so maybe just flowers and then you ask her?


I did have fun today, yes! I didn't think I'd be hit at all. I'm glad the betrayal tactic caught on, though!

Da Boyz - this is what happens when you have so many amazing characters

[dumb_ass]

I'll probably trip over my words and say something stupid but it would be much less awkward to have her read a note in front of me.

It surprises me every day people can even read my journal stuff because my handwriting is so bad. Why don't you ask anyone, Ennis? 'Cause you don't want to? You seem like you'd be good at it, your advice is very solid.

Betrayal, everyone's favorite way to win Dyngus Day! C'mon En, you had to know at least I would get you! We're BFFS.

[gonnabefamous]

Definitely! That's how it works, right?

[dumb_ass]

I mean I thought so!

You my new hubby, Cam?

[gonnabefamous]

Whoa, that's a lot of commitment right off the bat. I know we raised a squonk and all, but why don't we go to dinner first?