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[ulixes]

[ scribbled kinda sideways across the page. he's exhausted and still a little out of it, but he knows people are worried/curious. mostly curious. sorry if he [or i, happy 5am] falls asleep. ]

'm ok. thank you leo

yeah i was in the woods

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[threatens]

Not if a prefect doesn't find out. Don't snitch, Decourt.

[neattrick]

oh which they definitely won't, cause you're so sneaky

[threatens]

Sly like a fox. Plus the prefects are all tired out. Everyone spends days hunting Quayle and they're all happy and relieved he's back, while people spend hours hunting me and it's like "Stoker, don't fuckin chase people with knives" and I get detention forever.

Typical.

[firstposition.insanejournal.com]

Mmhm. You have a pass tonight, Stoker.

[firstposition.insanejournal.com]

... A limited pass.

[ulixes]

yeah you tell him

[threatens]

Aw, Ramirez. My birthday's not for months.

[neattrick]

yeah what IS it with people overreacting when you CHASE THEM WITH A KNIFE? so unreasonable!

[threatens]

HEY. It was a PLASTIC FUCKIN KNIFE.

Now I know the next time people are pissed off, all I gotta do is disappear into the woods for a couple of days, then crawl back and it's like everyone's forgotten I'm a huge asshole no one likes. No offense, Quayle!

[bambae]

we fucking like you dumbass

Yeah and then you get murdered by Rosy two seconds after crawling back

[threatens]

Fuck, she really would murder me

We have twin sense. She'd know I wasn't really dead.

[bambae]

Yeah no shit. That's why she'd murder you

[neattrick]

in my heart it was a real knife

Next time you have a test you don't want to take? sorry, i've been in the woods for 36 hours

[ulixes]

none taken well, some taken. I know where I stand

[bambae]

You do not have a fucking pass. Stop breaking rules, asshole. Did nobody listen to the speech I gave?

[neattrick]

something about tuesdays!

[bambae]

[...]

Coppertale's supposed to be the smartass to their captain house.

I said stop fucking breaking rules. That was the entire speech.

[threatens]

Yeah, yeah. There's actually no fuckin time to break rules, with double Quidditch practice. Maybe this was Thorn's plan all along.

[neattrick]

We got duped.

[threatens]

I thought he said Sundays? Shit, it's sure hard listening to a captain. I finally get everyone's problem now.

[bambae]

[...]

I fucking hate you all