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[neattrick]

I'm sorry to all the brave souls who valiantly tried to save me today but Healer Mufferaw just told me he's going to have to amputate and then I'm probably gonna die. It's not your fault. I was too good for this world. I couldn't live.

Comments

[heyitsnia]

- Oh definitely fireworks. Mourners will be in awe of the KISS concert levels of pyrotechnics. You will be remembered. You will be feared.
- Mr. Brightside, got it. We'll squeeze it in to the exit procession.
- You got it. There won't be a dry eye in the house.

[neattrick]

Okay, okay. It's really not that bad though I promise.

[neattrick]

I really think it's going to add some nuance to my performance

[heyitsnia]

It'd be a gift to lug me around for a day, Stoker.

[threatens]

Nice. A fuckin surprise. Always wanted to go out when I least expected it.

You still stuck in the infirmary?

[colemoss]

[...] oh. if you want. i guess. it doesn't match the aesthetic, though.

[neattrick]

You can read your charms essay at my funeral as long as you cry during it

[uponawire]

Exactly. You'll bring something unique and personal to the character. Which always makes it seem more genuine.

[neattrick]

yeah I guess you don't really lose a lot of limbs in Stewarding accidents usually

[neattrick]

But all the other astral planes look so cool!

[heyitsnia]

Prioritizing academia over amour. Cold-hearted and admirable.

[neattrick]

yeeeeeeeees. It's boring. But I don't have to stay overnight so at least there's that.

[threatens]

Rate me on my lugging skills and rate you girls on how fun it was to carry you around. I don't wanna say where Decourt and Powers rank, but it was fuckin close.

[un_kept]

We'll commemorate every Quidditch game with a song for you.

[colemoss]

right.

[neattrick]

Nothing like a peg leg to make you think "hey, what's THAT guy's story?"

[neattrick]

As long as I can definitely have a peg leg in the next play I'll let this one go

[addytives]

Lies and heavenly marketing strategies, bb.
Don't let them fool you.

[uponawire]

You've got to leave the audience wondering.

Though I imagine it's usually piracy.

[neattrick]

i see how it is

[neattrick]

that's a peg leg stereotype. Sometime people are just fucking idiots that fell off a medium-sized cliff they were definitely told not to stand on

[colemoss]

maybe we can do the pirates of penzance.

[threatens]

I can swing by until Mufferaw kicks me out? Not that I care you're dying or anything. It's just boring as shit around here.

[neattrick]

I don't know what that is but it sounds like it's got pirates in it so I'm game

[threatens]

Vee's a lot less violent.