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[gdilevi]

BEFORE WE LOSE ACCESS TO THE JOURNALS, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!

You're looking at the handwriting of the new second-string Chaser for the Ballycastle Bats. "Levi, fetishizing vampires is gross and offensive," they told me. BUT LOOK AT ME NOW!


Also,

Levi Kramer for Prom King 2k15

Comments

[bambae]

THAT MAKES NO SENSE

[hisshiss]

lmfao

[bambae]

You shut the fuck up

[tyhawkeswood]

lmfao

[hisshiss]

ill just send u more snackchats

[bambae]

Do not encourage this bullshit

[hisshiss]

what bullshit we need more folks who aint constrained by what the man or some fuckin words says some damn ass app should be called

[bambae]

You can't just go off and rename shit

[hisshiss]

nah theres a whole movement of folks doin this shit

i read about it on greennit

[bambae]

No.

[hisshiss]

hey lets make an app called snackchat just for sending insults at people itd fucking clean up

[bambae]

alright lets fucing do it

this is our legacy

[hisshiss]

k cool u work on that shit ima go kick some fuckin ass at hell week & be back to bask in reflected glory

[gdilevi]

I'm at McDonalds, how do I get Snackback?

[bambae]

You go to your App Store

Type in Snapchat because that's what the fuck it is

And download it. It's free.

[gdilevi]

Where's the App store? Is it close to the McDolands?

[bambae]

[...]

That's fucking precious.

[gdilevi]

Is App Store short for Apple Store?

[bambae]

No.

That's just a coincidence.

[bambae]

HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW WHATS NEAR YOUR MCDONALDS LEVI

[gdilevi]

Doesn't your phone tell you?? I thought it was supposed to be SMART.

[bambae]

[...]

It's in your iPod. A blue square with an A in it.

Says App Store under it.

[gdilevi]

How do I go to the store in my iPod if it's so small and I'm so big?

[bambae]

I swear to fucking God

I'm going to find you and I'm going to kick your ass

Give me the address of your McDonald's

[gdilevi]

Hold on, let me google it.

N4 Retail & Business Park, Longford, Ireland

Fight me.