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[patineuse]

[Warded to Coppertale Junior Boys]

I have a hot girl who needs to go to Cotillion, and I promised I'd find her a good date. I judged your cabin as having the highest number of socially passable single guys, and I need a volunteer.

GROUND RULES:

1. You have to pass as not embarrassing. It's one evening. You can manage it.


2. You have to pass as totally heterosexual. One evening, boys!


3. You can't fall in love with her. This isn't a date-date, this is a "I need to impress my parents" date.

In return:

1. Your tuxedo will be provided for you.


2. You get to go to New York for a day.


3. You get to eat fancy hors d'oeuvres.


4. You'll be my new favourite junior Coppertale boy.

[Later, warded to Madison]

Ira Ashworth said yes.

Comments

Spencer/Ruby

[patineuse]

Would it bother you if I asked Ira? Madison's definitely not interested in him that way.

Spencer/Ruby

[bitterlysweet]

[...] Nah. I'm not gonna ask him. And it's not right for me to get jealous about something I ain't even planning on.

Spencer/Ruby

[patineuse]

He'd look good in a suit. Another point in Ira's favour.

Does that mean you're opting out of Cotillion?

Spencer/Ruby

[bitterlysweet]

Yeah true. He won't get stressed if assholes try to get a rise out of him either. Todd would probably hate that.

[...] I want to go but I think I'll just find someone else looking for an excuse to go to New York.

Spencer/Ruby

[patineuse]

How is Todd? Jealous ghosts not giving you all trouble, are they?

I hope so. And if you find someone fun, you won't be forced to ignore me and my scandalous ways.

Spencer/Ruby

[bitterlysweet]

Dunno about ghosts but Otterwell and her crew were fucking with him again.

You planning on causing a scene?

Spencer/Ruby

[patineuse]

People need to stop encouraging her. Those Azurcrests pretend to be nice kids, but they love everything Jade pulls.

Less than I'm claiming. But enough that Madison will have to pretend she doesn't know me.

Spencer/Ruby

[bitterlysweet]

I know Todd was kinda into her for a while but at this point it's just bullshit picking on him. And it's true. They're a bunch of hyenas. Maybe I should ask Micah to tell them to lay off.

What, don't want to sneak in some covert flirting?

Spencer/Ruby

[patineuse]

Please don't tell me you're still talking to Micah.

Unlike some people I could name, I don't flirt with roommates.

Spencer/Ruby

[bitterlysweet]

It's not a big deal don't worry.

Look you said it yourself, my roommates are the most socially acceptable single boys in the whole school. Which isn't how I'd've said it but POINT IS can you blame me for noticing???

Spencer/Ruby

[patineuse]

Who's worried? It's not like that guy stomped all over your heart or anything.

Let's hope they stay that way for awhile. It's only a matter of time before Charlie starts sniffing around for a boy to break.

Spencer/Ruby

[bitterlysweet]

He can't do it twice.

Riiiight. Time to keep my eye on Todd and Cliff. They both like mean girls. Although Heathcliff's still working out what's going on between him and Fern.

Spencer/Ruby

[patineuse]

Once is enough. I'm not forgiving him.

Didn't they go to the dance together? What's there to work out?

Spencer/Ruby

[bitterlysweet]

I know I just [...] don't think it's bad to try being [...] friends again?

No idea. Fern's not really the love and romance sort so maybe she's trying to swerve it...? I'd feel bad for Heathcliff though.

Spencer/Ruby

[patineuse]

I'd tell you to warn him that I'll kill him if he steps out of line, but he'd enjoy it too much.

He should just ask her. Then at least he'd get an answer and could get over it.

Also: Ira's my new favourite. Sorry. A deal's a deal.

Spencer/Ruby

[bitterlysweet]

Don't worry. It's ok. I learned my lesson.

Not really his style I guess. I mean I can't really talk right now.

Oh well. We had a good run as best friends.

Spencer/Ruby

[patineuse]

[...] If you say so.

Love triangles are more complicated, especially when it's actually four people and three of them don't know they're involved. But if a boy was in love with only me, at least I could brutally shoot him down so he could move on.

Think Ira can skate?