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Ruby Oberholtzer ⛸️ ([personal profile] patineuse) wrote in [community profile] gooseberryhigh2017-11-03 09:38 am

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[Warded to Coppertale Junior Boys]
I have a hot girl who needs to go to Cotillion, and I promised I'd find her a good date. I judged your cabin as having the highest number of socially passable single guys, and I need a volunteer.

GROUND RULES:
  1. You have to pass as not embarrassing. It's one evening. You can manage it.

  2. You have to pass as totally heterosexual. One evening, boys!

  3. You can't fall in love with her. This isn't a date-date, this is a "I need to impress my parents" date.

In return:
  1. Your tuxedo will be provided for you.

  2. You get to go to New York for a day.

  3. You get to eat fancy hors d'oeuvres.

  4. You'll be my new favourite junior Coppertale boy.

[Later, warded to Madison]
Ira Ashworth said yes.
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Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[personal profile] heathclifflacey 2017-11-03 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[...] I’m not offended?
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Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[personal profile] heathclifflacey 2017-11-03 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm relaxed?