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[patineuse]

[Warded to Coppertale Junior Boys]

I have a hot girl who needs to go to Cotillion, and I promised I'd find her a good date. I judged your cabin as having the highest number of socially passable single guys, and I need a volunteer.

GROUND RULES:

1. You have to pass as not embarrassing. It's one evening. You can manage it.


2. You have to pass as totally heterosexual. One evening, boys!


3. You can't fall in love with her. This isn't a date-date, this is a "I need to impress my parents" date.

In return:

1. Your tuxedo will be provided for you.


2. You get to go to New York for a day.


3. You get to eat fancy hors d'oeuvres.


4. You'll be my new favourite junior Coppertale boy.

[Later, warded to Madison]

Ira Ashworth said yes.

Comments

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[longcons]

It's concerning. Healer, heal thyself.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[ashworthless]

My head hasn’t been altered in weeks

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[longcons]

Congratulations on graduating from the school of hard knocks.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[ashworthless]

What’s it mean if I have to go back?
Is it like having that creepyass going back to middle school dream?

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[heathclifflacey]

Don't jinx it, dude. Practice TOMORROW.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[ashworthless]

I’ll be fine. I’m saving my brain damage allowance til at least the party.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[heathclifflacey]

YEAH? Big plans?

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[ashworthless]

Nah but it’s good to expect the expected