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[patineuse]

[Warded to Coppertale Junior Boys]

I have a hot girl who needs to go to Cotillion, and I promised I'd find her a good date. I judged your cabin as having the highest number of socially passable single guys, and I need a volunteer.

GROUND RULES:

1. You have to pass as not embarrassing. It's one evening. You can manage it.


2. You have to pass as totally heterosexual. One evening, boys!


3. You can't fall in love with her. This isn't a date-date, this is a "I need to impress my parents" date.

In return:

1. Your tuxedo will be provided for you.


2. You get to go to New York for a day.


3. You get to eat fancy hors d'oeuvres.


4. You'll be my new favourite junior Coppertale boy.

[Later, warded to Madison]

Ira Ashworth said yes.

Comments

Ruby/Madison/Ira

[cupquake]

It's honestly all I ask. Just look vaguely present and they'll totally buy it.

Ruby/Madison/Ira

[ashworthless]

I'll do you one better, I'll maintain eye contact and hold semi-engaging conversation and everything. And it'll be fun.

Ruby/Madison/Ira

[cupquake]

Have you done this before or something? You seem very professional.

Ruby/Madison/Ira

[ashworthless]

Maybe that's because it's like same rules as a job interview, with a little less pressure? Firm handshake, try really hard to not sound stupid.

Ruby/Madison/Ira

[cupquake]

Smile, but don't smile too much, and comb your hair, etc etc etc

Have you been to NYC before?

Ruby/Madison/Ira

[ashworthless]

And please god, let your belt match your shoes.

Nah, I haven't. I'm from Maine, but we just never made it down there. I'm kinda excited about that part. Have you been there?