(no subject)

[evercreep]

What's it like being on a Quidditch team? Is it terribly hard to balance Quidditch and your studies?

[...]

Follow-up question: Could someone teach me how to play? I know all of the rules already, so I wouldn't waste your time.

[Added after this. Their cliquey ghost wards will be replaced with Quidditch wards! IMPROVEMENTS!!!]

[Warded to Sophomores]

Micah brought this up, so...

Who would be interested in intramural Quidditch matches once or twice a month? Just us. The seniors and juniors can watch, but they can't play.

They'd just make things violent.

[posted before Cameron's party]

[princeprincess]

[Warded to Ulysses]

I assume that you're going to Cam's birthday party tonight anyway, but...

How do you feel about humoring me and coming as my Actual Date?

(no subject)

[iliya]

We did not have so many parties at my other schools.

[posted before Cameron's party]

[threatens]

[Ro]

Yo.

I'm sneaking out.

[Reid]

Dude, I'm Apparating to Chicago to get you. You better open the door.

[Clementine]

Hey. You going to Carney's party?

remote momming

[browbeats]

I got all my homework and extra credit done.

Spring Break: Ribbonfin Edition.

[Sy]

Yes, I have complete faith that you can keep to your word and not drink too much to get home in one piece, but just in case. If you get fucked up, just ask me here.

Fucking with you with a hangover tomorrow morning is still completely fair game though, no matter how closely you stick to our ad hoc rules.

[Reid]

• For the sake of your liver, please do not play Never Have I Ever with a bunch of sheltered kids at this party. That's not a rule (though I know this looks suspiciously like a list of rules), that's just a helpful suggestion to keep yourself in working order.
  
• Do not Apparate drunk. If you get too drunk to Apparate, ask me. I'm right here. I will get you home, and I won't even lecture you a quarter as much as I will Sy. That offer only applies if you ask first, though. If anyone gets even kind of splinched I will let you bleed until I'm done yelling, and I can yell for a very long time.
  
• I know this is like a standing request with just varying levels of enforcement from us, but if we can get through the rest of spring break without anyone else bleeding on account of him, I will, like, buy you a card. Or help you with your homework or something, I don't know.
  
• Oh and have fun.

[Chris]

Hey.

(no subject)

[gonnabefamous]

( CARNEY PARTY 2: BIRTHDAY BASH )

[posted before Cameron's party.]

[sunsoutgunsout]

H O L Y
F U C K I N
S H I T

GUESS WHO GOT TWO NEW COUSINS STEP-COUSINS??
AND A STEP-NANA WHO'S FUCKIN SIIIICK?????
M E

[A very ridiculous postcard announcing the marriage of an old dude (his grandfather) to an old lady (Tess and Frankie's grandmother) is pasted into his entry.]

LOOK AT THESE TWO
SO FUCKIN ROMANTIC

[WARDED TO: Tess & Frankie Noble]

bros
come to cam's party n celebrate our new cousinhood