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[sovain]

sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

I could go for a fucking cheeseburger right about now, but I probably shouldn't pack on pounds right before prom. Or eat after 8pm.

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[insightfulness]

It's really begining to hit me that the school year is almost over.

Have I talked about this already? I'm sorry if it's a repeat topic, I am a little loony from lack of sleep. I'm trying not to think about I'm still trying to figure what I'm going to do this summer break, there's so many options! No there isn't. Why am I lying? You're so stupid Bianca I'm actually so excited to get back home now and be able to sleep in my own bed. Maybe I'll pick up a new familiar, too.

Sorry for my late night ramblings hehe. Pathetic. Move on already.

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[birdbrainy]

[Maggie & Cricket]

My hiking boots have freshmen puke on them.

My everyday shoes got squonked.

My dress shoes were stinksapped.

Please help me save at least one pair so I don't end up in my barn boots at prom. They're not even the right color.

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[lovelacing]

An interesting fact about substitution ciphers is that they often have a key word or phrase. If you know that, you can solve the cipher. Sometimes the key is meaningless. Sometimes not.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
s t a y w i h m e . c z g d x v . p l o u . j n f .

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[rosenkrans]

[Warded to Anuhea]

[...]

What
About prom
Has someone asked y

Soooo I totally missed the window to sign the release waiver for legal prom. And I don't have an ecru suit anyway, because I'm neither a southern gentleman nor am I getting hitched.

Are you going to the anti-establishment non-prom?

Guerilla Twerkshop

[sunsoutgunsout]

( GUERILLA TWERKSHOP )

STAFF CRACKS DOWN

[goosestaff]

Today, there is a mandatory assembly before dinner. Ms. Vector first gives a run down of the procedure for attending prom tomorrow. Students will be taken on buses to a location where there is a portkey service to the space that was rented for the evening. If they plan on returning to the school and not staying the night, they will be brought back to campus at 11:00 PM.

If students are staying overnight, they're reminded to pack appropriately. There will be a continental breakfast in the morning, and everyone will return to campus at 10:00 AM.

This is quickly followed by a stern reminder that anti-prom is strictly forbidden, as is the Grotto. Students found going to the Grotto will receive detention, lose house points, and may be suspended from extracurriculars like clubs and Quidditch teams. They'll find that there's now a fence blocking the way to the path that leads to the Grotto, which will alert staff if people jump it or go around it.

It looks like anti-prom might be nothing but a dream, unless some enterprising volunteer finds another way...

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[magitechnically]

Sophomore Quidditch is this Sunday and people should COME WATCH because we've been practicing REALLY HARD!!!

[Warded to Sophomores]

PROM. IS. TOMORROW!!!

Who wants to be part of the Spooky Mystery Detective Team???

[...]

And who is gonna go watch Casey twerk today???

[...]

And if you HAVEN'T VOTED YET, make sure you VOTE FOR MINA!!!

[Warded to the Baby Ghostbusters]

Uggggggh, sorry about last night!!! Rafael caught us, but he wasn't like TOO mad or anything.

I'm not going to GIVE UP so easily, but maybe we should wait until AFTER prom??? The prefects are probably patrolling A LOT with the whole ANTI-PROM at the Grotto thing??? And I don't want to MISS PROM because we got trapped. Any good ideas for getting AROUND prefect patrols???

[...]

Did anyone figure out the WEIRD CODE that 2 wrote?? Did we learn anything USEFUL from the post last night?? Did anyone ever find all the PRIZE QUESTIONS in their notes??? Have the questions people want to ask CHANGED???

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[choneychurch]

[Seniors]

I know you're all busy and I hate to ask for a favor but [...] I need to ask for a favor. I'm nearly done with my senior project and I'm pleased with how everything has turned out. I know it works and I know it's safe, but (apart from some assistance from Mr. Elmasry and Mr. Merrill) I've mostly been limited to recording my own experiences with the potion I made. I'd like to broaden the scope before I complete the final assessment.

So. Would any of you be willing to try this for me?

The potion is a derivative of the Memory Potion that I've worked into a sweet. (Make all the jokes you want, but if I hadn't it would taste terrible.) When it's consumed, it can help you to recall a pleasant memory with improved clarity and temporarily brings the feelings associated with that memory back to the surface. [...] So, what I'd need is for people to eat a sweet and fill out a survey for me to evaluate the experience and the effectiveness.

Obviously, nobody is obligated to do this. But I wanted to ask. If anyone is interested, I'll arrange for some time with Healer Mufferaw (just in case) in the Lodge. If you've got any questions, please feel free to ask me publicly or privately.

Thanks, everyone.

[Levi]

I can't believe prom's tomorrow.

I hope we have time to dance even with all the mystery-solving, Dauphin Honeydew. ❤

[...]

It feels like the beginning of the end, doesn't it? I don't think I mind that, though.

In which Leo proves his mush and that he knows his prom colors

[ninjaleo]

( DELIVERED TO RAFAEL BY AN APPROPRIATELY PAID OFF FRESHMAN )

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[oh_girl]

Who: Harriet Cohen & Samantha Sweeney
When: Thursday, May 25 around 5pm
Where: The Lake
What: While getting their boating on, they hear three loud knocks on the bottom of their boat. Sam thinks it must be Goosey, but Harriet swears it isn’t...
Warnings: language

( Oh my god, or maybe like whatever it is would watch us trying and feel sorry? Like... )

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[oh_girl]

Has Goosey ever knocked on the bottom of your boat like REALLY loudly before???

Harriet said sh

Other news: Harriet and I would never be able to out - paddle danger.

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[beahalfhearted]

I wonder what everyone is going to talk about after tomorrow. Exams? Blah.


[Warded to Nia]

Hey lady. I know I kind of swooped in on that pairing entry, but I meant what I said. I'm down for taking your beautiful self to prom if you're down. 

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[stclair]

[Warded to Zach and Ree]

OK OK FYI I'm not going to the Grotto TOMORROW!!!! I can't guarantee I'm going to do something that's not going to BREAK THE RULES (in fact, I can pretty much GUARANTEE it will) but hopefully it'll be a VERY REASONABLE level of rule-breaking!!!!!

As promised, Zach, I'll let you know when/where I go once I CONFIRM SOME PLANS!!! Ree, enjoy prom with your slice of French toast!!!!!!!!

[Warded to Calvin]

ANTI-ANTI-PROM IS A GO!!!!!!

I got Diego to lend me a bottle of the ""GOOD STUFF"" (according to him!!!) and all I had to do was namedrop you!!!! Oh and also I had to PROMISE that we'd """"be careful"""" which in my opinion is going to be NP NP NP!!!!! ;)

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[get_fucked]

Really fucking disappointed about Anti-Prom

So what else are us non-prom goers gonna do?