TEAM GOOSEBERRY ROSTER

[goosemods]

At 6 AM, when the doors to the lodge open, students can find this list posted on the bulletin board next to Mr. Thorn's office:

( TEAM GOOSEBERRY ROSTER )

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[browbeats]

Looks like the Mistletoe Menace didn't spread to the outdoors this year. My apologies to the Smooch Squad.

[Hazel]

You know, unofficial hockey captaining is good and all, but I'm glad someone saw fit to give you a real badge. May your reign be bloody and tyrannical.

In the world of shinny business though, since our referee has recovered and is doing literal backflips, it's time to find someone new, possibly someone nice. Any ideas?

[Sy]

If you don't make Ilvermorny suffer, I'm disowning you.

[Big Fish]

Family dinner tonight? One part congratulating the new members of the school teams, two parts celebrating the fact that we didn't wake up to another plague.

Don't let the question mark confuse you by the way, this is not optional.

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[neattrick]

WARDED TO EBONQUID

I know we're not playing until February but I think this momentous occasion calls for the very first FAMILY DINNER of the year! Is everyone free Friday?

WARDED TO ULYSSES, ARCHIE & CORRIGAN

Hey guys! You did so good at try-outs and Captain Quayle and I wanted to say we're very proud of you. You'll be shoo-ins for the team next year, but if you ever wanna do some extra practices with just the four of us we'll help train you up as much as we can.

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[un_kept]

[Warded to Ribbonquid]

I am so proud of all of you. Everyone's tryout was phenomenal, and I couldn't be happier with how well you all worked individually and as teams with everyone you tried out with.

I will reassess our practice schedule when we get the schedules for Team Gooseberry's practices.

[Warded to Calvin, Tobias, Gweneth, and Ramon]

And particular congratulations to all of you! I'm so excited to see so many Ribbonfin's on the team and an extra congratulations to you, Calvin, for first string!

[Warded to Ollie]

I'm having a crisis.

[Warded to Wilde, but scratched out and warded private]

Congratulations, I mean, wow. Good job, you were great out there
You were great, Wilde, cong
Good job on
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[cosmonot]

[Warded to Azurcrest Quidditch]

can we have a pizza party instead of practice to congratulate our big shot chasers???

and does this mean I'm going to get way better at keeping through osmosis??

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[beansontoast]

YAY I MADE THE TEAM OH MY GOD I'M SO EXCITED!!!

Between this and kissing plants this is like the best week ever!

[Yancey]

Hey you disgusting face licker.

What's complicated? I know you didn't think I'd forget.

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[opuntia]

( Left at the Ebonhide Senior boys' cabin later in the day )

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[bitterlysweet]

( Happy Birthday, Madison! )

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[racingstripe]

[Gooseberry Quid]

HEY GUYS. Congrats on making the team!! This is going to be a lot of hard work and we're going to be spending a lot of time together and I'm SUPER EXCITED.

So the FIRST thing I want to do is come up with a time when we can all have dinner together?? Or maybe LUNCH, or even BREAKFAST. THEN we can work on schedules for practices, exercises, activities and everything else we can do together. I'm not saying you HAVE to do group karaoke at the next Grotto party, but it would help us feel REALLY BONDED together if you know what I'm saying.

I ALSO think it would be really cool if we all kind of figured out where we each wanted to be at the end of the season? And LIKE what we each wanted out of the season? Do you just want to be the BEST Seeker/Chaser/Keeper/Beater you can POSSIBLY be?? Or do you want to go PRO or be CAPTAIN next year or just be able to catch literally anything someone throws at you from across the atrium?? I want us all to have like SPECIFIC AND HOPEFULLY CONCRETE GOALS in mind before we have our meal together so we can make a PLAN for how to reach that!!

I'm going to come up with things we can do together and ways for us to sneak practices into your everyday life and A LOT OF OTHER THINGS through the week, so I HOPE YOU'RE READY. I just wanted to welcome EVERYONE to the team!! It's going to be SO MUCH FUN.

[Hazel]

DUDE. WE'RE CAPTAINS. CAN YOU BELIEVE I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I'M DOING BUT

We should TOTALLY DO SOMETHING together before the games!! I don't know what!!! I'm just really excited!!!!

[Clem & Jaime]

HEY. Since I'm, like, CAPTAIN or whatever?? would you guys mind if sometimes I went to you guys for ADVICE on what I'm supposed to do??

I'm like REALLY excited and I have IDEAS but sometimes I'm not sure if they're SUPER REALISTIC and I'm sure OTHER THINGS will pop up, so!!! I PROMISE I won't bug you ALL the time since you have WHOLE OTHER TEAMS to deal with!!

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[colemoss]

( Cole has something for his accomplished roommates! )

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[lachlangalbraith]

Congratulations to all of the new Quidditch players and cheerleaders for the school team! I'm sure you'll all be brilliant.

Kick Hogwarts' arse for me, all right?

[Teaching Assistants]

Have any of you been cussed out over a quiz yet? Just me?

[...]

[Yancey]

Hey.

Can we talk?

fyi this is hard to do on my phone while the wifi is out

[aftokaiafto]

[Warded to Ruby, Madison, and Noel]

I’m holding all of you at least minorly responsible for this.

Mostly Ruby.

The rest of you I just like better than the others.