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[patineuse]

[Warded to Coppertale Junior Boys]

I have a hot girl who needs to go to Cotillion, and I promised I'd find her a good date. I judged your cabin as having the highest number of socially passable single guys, and I need a volunteer.

GROUND RULES:

1. You have to pass as not embarrassing. It's one evening. You can manage it.


2. You have to pass as totally heterosexual. One evening, boys!


3. You can't fall in love with her. This isn't a date-date, this is a "I need to impress my parents" date.

In return:

1. Your tuxedo will be provided for you.


2. You get to go to New York for a day.


3. You get to eat fancy hors d'oeuvres.


4. You'll be my new favourite junior Coppertale boy.

[Later, warded to Madison]

Ira Ashworth said yes.

Comments

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[heathclifflacey]

So. It’d be cool to be your NEW FAVORITE and all but Cotillion sounds boring as hell?

[...] Who needs a date?

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[patineuse]

I listed the plus sides. Take it or leave it.

I don't trust you all with that information yet. For her sake. I promised she wouldn't be embarrassed.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[heathclifflacey]

DUDE. I’m not trying to embarrass her. But it’s hard to want to do someone a solid when you don’t know who it is.

Guess I’ll leave it, then.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[patineuse]

You get offended too easily. I wasn't insulting you, just stating facts.

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[heathclifflacey]

[...] I’m not offended?

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[patineuse]

Then relax, "dude."

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

[heathclifflacey]

I'm relaxed?