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[Warded to Coppertale Junior Boys]

I have a hot girl who needs to go to Cotillion, and I promised I'd find her a good date. I judged your cabin as having the highest number of socially passable single guys, and I need a volunteer.

GROUND RULES:
You have to pass as not embarrassing. It's one evening. You can manage it.

You have to pass as totally heterosexual. One evening, boys!

You can't fall in love with her. This isn't a date-date, this is a "I need to impress my parents" date.

In return:
Your tuxedo will be provided for you.

You get to go to New York for a day.

You get to eat fancy hors d'oeuvres.

You'll be my new favourite junior Coppertale boy.

[Later, warded to Madison]

Ira Ashworth said yes.

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We're gonna die alone.

Universally true, and yet, specifically telling.

I'm coming to terms with hopelessness.

You're better off. We all are.

Still want to see New York on someone else's ticket before I die though. Maybe I'll see if Grace is up for it.

[...] What about you?

Fair. Free is free. It's an exploitable system.

I don't play an instrument.

Edited (don't do this to yourself spencer) 2017-11-03 17:33 (UTC)

Yeah you'd have to ask someone I guess.

Edited (HE'S JUST CURIOUS PAY NO MIND.....) 2017-11-03 17:37 (UTC)

Edited (SORRY. HE'S PAYING A MIND. :o) 2017-11-03 17:41 (UTC)

Right. Plus, the aforementioned formalwear. So.

If I can get a tuxedo tailored for me, I can get one for you.

Good tailoring, while helpful, isn't curative. But thank you.

One day you're going to have fun at a party. I had better be there.

I've never had fun in my life.

Don't let Spencer hear you say that.

Some people would probably argue with you about that point.

Ruby, apparently.

I like being right about things.

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