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[Warded to Coppertale Junior Boys]

I have a hot girl who needs to go to Cotillion, and I promised I'd find her a good date. I judged your cabin as having the highest number of socially passable single guys, and I need a volunteer.

GROUND RULES:
You have to pass as not embarrassing. It's one evening. You can manage it.

You have to pass as totally heterosexual. One evening, boys!

You can't fall in love with her. This isn't a date-date, this is a "I need to impress my parents" date.

In return:
Your tuxedo will be provided for you.

You get to go to New York for a day.

You get to eat fancy hors d'oeuvres.

You'll be my new favourite junior Coppertale boy.

[Later, warded to Madison]

Ira Ashworth said yes.

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Thank you. I'm not insulted. [...] Amongst these four?

Sure. I wasn't kidding about your cabin having the highest number of dateless socially acceptable boys.

[ ............. ] Unfortunate.

Ask Ira.

I worry about you boys sometimes. Gotten any luckier in love since the pneumonia outbreak?

Take a guess.

We're long overdue for an exorcism.

Although that might not help with your love lives.

That, or cabin-wide trepanation. Either would be acceptable.

Start with Ira. I'm worried about the state of his skull, after all the knocks he's taken.

It's concerning. Healer, heal thyself.

My head hasn’t been altered in weeks

Congratulations on graduating from the school of hard knocks.

Edited (i................ repeat icons.......... too much) 2017-11-03 17:27 (UTC)

What’s it mean if I have to go back?
Is it like having that creepyass going back to middle school dream?

Don't jinx it, dude. Practice TOMORROW.

I’ll be fine. I’m saving my brain damage allowance til at least the party.

YEAH? Big plans?

Ruby & the Jr Coppertales

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We're gonna die alone.

Universally true, and yet, specifically telling.

I'm coming to terms with hopelessness.

You're better off. We all are.

Still want to see New York on someone else's ticket before I die though. Maybe I'll see if Grace is up for it.

[...] What about you?

Fair. Free is free. It's an exploitable system.

I don't play an instrument.

Edited (don't do this to yourself spencer) 2017-11-03 17:33 (UTC)

Yeah you'd have to ask someone I guess.

Edited (HE'S JUST CURIOUS PAY NO MIND.....) 2017-11-03 17:37 (UTC)

Edited (SORRY. HE'S PAYING A MIND. :o) 2017-11-03 17:41 (UTC)

Right. Plus, the aforementioned formalwear. So.

If I can get a tuxedo tailored for me, I can get one for you.

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