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[Warded to Xavier]

Hey Zav, this is going to sound like a really weird request but

[...] Can I borrow some of your clothes?

solveforx

Can't stare at my numbers anymore. Brain is mush.

How about some Certifiably Terrible Senior Project ideas?
Like, Emperor's New Clothing Line (sure to get you kicked out)
Or a book report on the Anon Posts of 2013 - 2014.
Or, Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires: polybrominated diphenyl ethers and your cabin for all you Potions experts out there.

[Improvipal Organizers: Levi, Robin, Mercy, and tbh anyone who wants to be one go to town kids]
So you know how Gooseberry is, like, ~~actually a secret government testing facility where they expose us to experimental manufactured diseases to see their affects on a micro scale~~ always getting one weird illness or another? I was thinking we could do a fake zombie plague for our next thing. Kind of like a game of tag from hell? Thoughts?

[Warded to Reid]

Hey ~~three~~ two things:
Weirder question: What are your feelings on pretending to be a zombie?
Less weird question: ~~what do you like to do for fun besides~~ It took me two hours to write a paragraph and a half about math. I need a break. Wanna hang?
~~IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm super excited. Avery said that~~ [...] ~~nevermind~~ this space for rent

solveforx

( MISSION IMPROVABLE I: The Ballroom Brunch )

solveforx

~~Consistent fuck up, Xavier Lewis, strikes again~~
~~Not feeling too confident about Thursday now~~
~~It would be cool to spend like even one day of my life as a normal person? Just try it on for size for a few hours, maybe.~~

Never knew I had such a good backhand. Maybe I shoulda been a beater.

I'll never touch a wiimote again, though. Swearing them off. ~~No dancing either. That's a lie.~~

Sorry Milo.

[Warded to Milo Greer]

Dude.
Seriously. I am so sorry about that. I didn't even know a wiimote could get that kind of spin.
How's the nose???
~~I've heard that girls dig scars though so like~~
Just, like, I majorly apologize for smashing your face. If I can do anything to make up for it let me know, man.

solveforx

( There's a strange drawing on a scrap of notebook paper spell-o-taped to this entry )

Things this is not:

Aquatic

Amphibious

An armadillo

An aardvark

An anteater

A fish of any sort

~~A dinosaur~~ <- Jury's still out

Any ideas?

solveforx

The things in the stables look kind of like a geoduck after you blanch it, huh?

[Warded to Gooseberry Improv Folks]

So, like, who doesn't know how to dance? Besides me? Because we should probably try to squeeze in some lessons for folks this week, huh? Any times work best for people?

[Warded to Mercy]

[There's a news clipping spell-o-taped to the page about a woman who believes she can survive on light and air who also happens to be a human barbie]
IMPORTANT QUESTION: How much would you hate living on light and air alone? Would transcendence be worth it? I don't think I could do it.

solveforx

Who: Asher Guthrie & Xavier Lewis
When: Sunday, 4/2, after lunch
Where: In the Lodge
What: Good boys making good plans for their good futures
Warnings: leering freshmen

( On Sunday after lunch Asher flags down Xavier )

solveforx

( Haphazardly wrapped gift boxes dropped off at the Jr Coppertool cabin after lunch )

solveforx

I got home before my parents did. Hahahaha.
So I acted all disappointed in them like, "I was so worried about you. Where have you been all night? Do you know what time it is? I stayed up and waited. Don't you think about anyone but yourselves??"

[...]

[...]

It didn't go well. ~~They said they'd kick me out after school if~~ ~~Fuuuuck~~ Nisha and I are sentenced to wandless yard work. I thought hungover quidditch practice was the worst but I was wrong. Nothing is worse than shoveling mulch at 9am in March in New York. WHO MULCHES IN MARCH ANYWAY??? My parents are savages.

[...]

But it was worth it.

Anyone know of any, like, "respectable" academic internships I can apply for? I gotta send out seven applications before Sunday or my ass is grass.

[Warded to Reid]

Hey, so ~~last night was~~ ~~I wanted to say thank you~~ ~~how's the hangover?~~ ~~well this is a mess may as well commit to it now~~ ~~you have made a huge mistake~~

Are you going on that camping trip?

solveforx

I think I'm going to paint myself Gooseberry colors for the game today and freeze ~~my harbles off~~ to death without a shirt on that's how much I love you guys. Anyone wanna join in? If I can get like three more dudes we could paint GBHS on our chests.

[Warded to Mercy]
You ready for the games?? We should just walk back to back all week so no one can ever catch us from behind.

solveforx

[Warded to Senior Ribbongents]

Did you guys see what Cole Moss said?

SO

~~So I think~~

~~So like~~

I, uh, okay ~~this is probably nothing, but~~. At the dance I met this person and I can't figure out who it was but I think it may've been the forest thing? I think I kissed the forest thing.

gdilevi

WHY CAN'T TACO TUESDAY BE EVERY TUESDAY????

solveforx

I hope yinz are ready. That's right. I broke out yinz. This is big. Tomorrow. It's coming. ARE YOU READY FOR:

~TACO TUESDAY~

You totally are.

[Warded to Casey's D&D Group]
Can I do this build

[Spellotaped to the page is a sheet of graph paper with Lysander Oakleaf, LAWYER ELF written in big block letters at the top and a break down of feats, spell slots and stat allocations for an "elf" "bard" that is stretching the definition of both terms. It seems this "elf" is also half-fae, and has a separate breakdown for half-elf, quarter-fae, quarter-succubus - at least Xavier knows that probably won't fly. There are several one-level dips into ridiculous classes that are not bard. Like marshal. It looks like the build would have +50 diplomacy by level 6. This is patently ridiculous. Do not let him use it.]

solveforx

Who: Ursula De Luca & Xavier Lewis
When: 2PMish
Where: Astronomy Tower
What: During hockey, a note is stuffed in Xavier's bag telling him to go pick up something he'd forgotten in the Astronomy tower. At lunch, Ursula receives a note saying that Xavier has something to share with her in the Astronomy tower. It looks like they've been duped.
Warnings: N/A

( Xavier Lewis was not the sort of person to doubt an anonymous letter slipped into his bag before lunch )

solveforx

There's a bruise coming in on my side that looks like the contiguous United States. Does that mean anything? Is there a subschool of Divination for bruises? Bruisomancy?

ulixes

[ scribbled kinda sideways across the page. he's exhausted and still a little out of it, but he knows people are worried/curious. mostly curious. sorry if he [or i, happy 5am] falls asleep. ]

'm ok. thank you leo

yeah i was in the woods

solveforx

This school needs a Taco Tuesday.

And apparently also eggs should be an option.

But an option placed on a separate table kept no less than 30ft away from all the other tacos.

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Mission Improvable: Ballroom Brunch

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