Gooseberry High

Omggg the most instagrammable moments happen here and I MISS MY WORKING PHONE ALREADY.

So if anyone else is like, luckier than me and is selfie ready, be on the lookout for HERDS OF BABY BUTTERFLIES that will SWEEP YOU UP. They're veeeery cute. Take pics ♥

[...] Oh ALSO would there be interest in a MILD calming/drowsy potion? I've noticed I wanna strike a balance between just basic herbal teas and like, clinical level potions and there's not too TERRIBLY much on the market for that idt.

[...] TO BE TESTED BEFORE SALE ofc, I'm just like, gauging interest.

[Warded to Carolina!]
Heyyy there, munchkin. How are you??? I know your entire class must have dance plans, do you?? Tell me when I have to like, vaguely threaten a boy please.

Heeeeeey Gooseberry. I hope you had fun this weekend! THANK YOU MICAH for carrying the banner so so so well omg.

AND I hope you all learned like, exactly how useful potions can be. (BLUE: YES OR DISCONTINUE? MARKET RESEARCH! Hangover potions are sold out but I'm brewing more for next time!)

I SAY THIS ofc because I'm Potions TA this year (Yaaay!) (???) My personal goal is to get EACH ONE OF YOU a potion you realllly truly ENJOY brewing, and maybe an A in the coolest class here. Bar like, I hear maybe Charms. We can't make things sparkle but we CAN make them explode. Like. In theory. (I will not be teaching explosions!)

I'm not setting up office hours during the week, bc of the lab/classroom setup and I don't wanna encroach too much on prep of ingredients or anything else Mr. E might have planned. BUT I will be available during all level classes and on Sunday afternoons. My schedule's APPALLING LIGHT and here it is: [SCHEDULE POSTED HERE]

You can ALWAYS ALWAYS ward me for a study session! Pleaaase don't hesitate to come to me with any questions. Potions related or like, otherwise, I guess, if you want really poor advice over like, chopped bulbs of some kind. Let me know how I can help ♥

[Warded to Casey and please pretend this was here the WHOLE TIME k thx I suck]
AND I got our first book of the year!

I mean. If you want to proceed w/ Book Club. You can still have it if you don't I promise, it's v good.

Placeholder and it's my tag so I'm going to be responsible and sorry Katie :(

How are we all today?
❤️

[Warded to Clem]
Heeeyyy.
So maybe this is dumb. But I'm wondering.[...]
I took those pictures from the forest. And then yesterday happened. You don't think [...]
Maybe I took something of anon's so it like. Took something of ours.
Do you think that could happen?

Good morning Gooseberry :)
I'm in the lodge brewing up hangover potions because I love you all.
I'm not gonna have enough for everyone but if you make your case and are like, particularly about to die, I'll try to deliver ♥

[Warded to Zoey]
I got up wayyyy too early, which is the reason for this. But I was thinking. Free samples today, to be part of our selection at a later time??This is the perfect advertisement. By accident. I do feel bad.
I wasn't sure you if you were hungover too so I didn't wanna bug you earlier.

[Warded to Azurcrest Junior Girls]
Good morning! :)

So like I know they're going to announce this today but I wanted to tell you first but ALSO I didn't wanna like interfere with the party.
I wanted to say that they're changing the prefect in the cabin. And it's me. Surpriiiise?
Idt it's gonna change much up for YOU, and Katya knows, but. I thought you all should too.

I'll probs have to you know. Be a little more of a killjoy. And not play against the rules myself either so that'll be interesting.
But I'm not gonna be like. Miniature Ramirez: Version Girl overnight.
So I hope it'll just be fine. But if you're still worried please please let me know.

[Warded to Cecil]

You're gonna help me. Right?
I'm gonna need you to help me.

Remember how the first month here we had a new moon PARTY. We should do that again sometime.
Even if I guess going into the grotto to party with Anon on his one big night is now probs vvv extra special forbidden. FIIINE, RULES.
I'm just already SUPER dreading Saturday and

Anyway. My mother told me in her post Goosevisit letter that you're all basics so pretty you're models and she has half a mind to hunt down an agent or three to storm the school and book you.
This is a gross exaggeration and she has literally 0 way to do this I promise but if you needed a like. Fri AM weird ego boost. THERE YOU GO ♥ !