addytives: (071)
[personal profile] addytives
SOOOOO
Is anyone gonna tell what their dance costumes are BEFORE Sat or do I just have to like, hope no one else is...whatever I throw together from Ye Olde SORELY NEGLECTED Party Clothes Stash??
(Which tbh that would not be that easy. What do we think-Monopoly Man w/ Puppy Ears or Vampire Angel Frog?)

[Warded to Nia!]
THIS brought to you by T-Minus I JUST looked up at my calendar and figured out the date. Our dance is like, Saturday. Did you know?? I'm like, the literal worst.
SO. BUYER'S CHOICE. Do you have any costume ideas?? Do you wanna match? NOT TO CREEP ON YOU but I think it'd be silly not to. Nooot that I could like, even a little measure up, but I can try to reflect your pretty ♥

(I promise I would not actually go into public as a Vampire Angel Frog.)

WARD TO JAIME UNDER CUT/PROBABLY QUID SPOILY )
addytives: (004)
[personal profile] addytives
Omggg the most instagrammable moments happen here and I MISS MY WORKING PHONE ALREADY.

So if anyone else is like, luckier than me and is selfie ready, be on the lookout for HERDS OF BABY BUTTERFLIES that will SWEEP YOU UP. They're veeeery cute. Take pics ♥

[...] Oh ALSO would there be interest in a MILD calming/drowsy potion? I've noticed I wanna strike a balance between just basic herbal teas and like, clinical level potions and there's not too TERRIBLY much on the market for that idt.

[...] TO BE TESTED BEFORE SALE ofc, I'm just like, gauging interest.

[Warded to Carolina!]
Heyyy there, munchkin. How are you??? I know your entire class must have dance plans, do you?? Tell me when I have to like, vaguely threaten a boy please.
addytives: (341)
[personal profile] addytives
Heeeeeey Gooseberry. I hope you had fun this weekend! THANK YOU MICAH for carrying the banner so so so well omg.

AND I hope you all learned like, exactly how useful potions can be. (BLUE: YES OR DISCONTINUE? MARKET RESEARCH! Hangover potions are sold out but I'm brewing more for next time!)

I SAY THIS ofc because I'm Potions TA this year (Yaaay!) (???) My personal goal is to get EACH ONE OF YOU a potion you realllly truly ENJOY brewing, and maybe an A in the coolest class here. Bar like, I hear maybe Charms. We can't make things sparkle but we CAN make them explode. Like. In theory. (I will not be teaching explosions!)

I'm not setting up office hours during the week, bc of the lab/classroom setup and I don't wanna encroach too much on prep of ingredients or anything else Mr. E might have planned. BUT I will be available during all level classes and on Sunday afternoons. My schedule's APPALLING LIGHT and here it is: [SCHEDULE POSTED HERE]

You can ALWAYS ALWAYS ward me for a study session! Pleaaase don't hesitate to come to me with any questions. Potions related or like, otherwise, I guess, if you want really poor advice over like, chopped bulbs of some kind. Let me know how I can help ♥

[Warded to Casey and please pretend this was here the WHOLE TIME k thx I suck]
AND I got our first book of the year!

I mean. If you want to proceed w/ Book Club. You can still have it if you don't I promise, it's v good.
addytives: (850)
[personal profile] addytives
Placeholder and it's my tag so I'm going to be responsible and sorry Katie :(
addytives: (475)
[personal profile] addytives
If you find yourself like. TOO loved after yesterday and in need of SUPER IMMUNITY, I still have kissy potion on hand ❤️ lmk

Allllso while we are all here and DREAMING of it anyway!!!
What are everyone's summer plans!?! Are there parties.
I'm gonna be in VIRGINIA; may v well die of bored/heat. It was nice knowing everyone.
addytives: (84)
[personal profile] addytives
How are we all today?
❤️

[Warded to Clem]
Heeeyyy.
So maybe this is dumb. But I'm wondering.[...]
I took those pictures from the forest. And then yesterday happened. You don't think [...]
Maybe I took something of anon's so it like. Took something of ours.
Do you think that could happen?
addytives: (381)
[personal profile] addytives
ANNUAL REMINDER: You are all very beautiful people who deserve multiple cheap plastic tiaras. And like, I'm quite close to cloning myself, so I feel that by prom there's totally gonna be enough of me for voter fraud, so I finally can vote for all of you.

That last part may be a lie and a dream.
addytives: (850)
[personal profile] addytives
Good morning Gooseberry :)
I'm in the lodge brewing up hangover potions because I love you all.
I'm not gonna have enough for everyone but if you make your case and are like, particularly about to die, I'll try to deliver ♥

[Warded to Zoey]
I got up wayyyy too early, which is the reason for this. But I was thinking. Free samples today, to be part of our selection at a later time??This is the perfect advertisement. By accident. I do feel bad.
I wasn't sure you if you were hungover too so I didn't wanna bug you earlier.
addytives: (Default)
[personal profile] addytives
Dear Anonymous Admirer (IF YOU ARE IN FACT AN ADMIRER!)

I am sure you are a very real man. But I already have one! But I hope you find someone else awesome. Thank you for the consideration (and the flowers.) Next time send pics??

♥ Adeline FH

But omg MUCH MORE IMPORTANTLY.
You guys are all so cute to each other and the room full of flowers def warmed my cold dead heart, so have a beautiful Vday, please.
addytives: (Default)
[personal profile] addytives
[Warded to Azurcrest Junior Girls]
Good morning! :)

So like I know they're going to announce this today but I wanted to tell you first but ALSO I didn't wanna like interfere with the party.
I wanted to say that they're changing the prefect in the cabin. And it's me. Surpriiiise?
Idt it's gonna change much up for YOU, and Katya knows, but. I thought you all should too.

I'll probs have to you know. Be a little more of a killjoy. And not play against the rules myself either so that'll be interesting.
But I'm not gonna be like. Miniature Ramirez: Version Girl overnight.
So I hope it'll just be fine. But if you're still worried please please let me know.

[Warded to Cecil]

You're gonna help me. Right?
I'm gonna need you to help me.
goosestaff: (Merrill (iii))
[personal profile] goosestaff
Since Katya Ivanova has the whole Friday afternoon free, Mr. Merrill asks her to walk with him to his office right after lunch. Although he tries along the way to be his usual chipper self and set her at ease with jokes, it's obvious once he closes the door that this will be a serious conversation.

Merrill comes right out with it... )
addytives: (Default)
[personal profile] addytives
Remember how the first month here we had a new moon PARTY. We should do that again sometime.
Even if I guess going into the grotto to party with Anon on his one big night is now probs vvv extra special forbidden. FIIINE, RULES.
I'm just already SUPER dreading Saturday and

Anyway. My mother told me in her post Goosevisit letter that you're all basics so pretty you're models and she has half a mind to hunt down an agent or three to storm the school and book you.
This is a gross exaggeration and she has literally 0 way to do this I promise but if you needed a like. Fri AM weird ego boost. THERE YOU GO ♥ !
addytives: (Default)
[personal profile] addytives
FOR THOSE KEEPING TRACK AT HOME.
Lily and I were able to liberate a record SIX bottles of wine over Xmas weekend, allll of which will be used to enable fancy Washington DC parties for 19 year olds bc I realized (again) I super hate wine actually. So this is totally not an I HAVE CONTRABAND announcement.
Which makes it sound even more like one, doesn't it. Ooops.
HAPPY DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS ANYWAY?

[Warded to Katya and Riley]
Hiiii this is your mom away from mom speaking.
Are you guys ok!? What happened after the car thing?? Do you need anything sent to Alaska??

[Warded to Quinn, after receiving This :)]
You did NOT have to get me anything. Thank you (AND YOUR DAD) So so much. I'm gonna wear it everywhere. [...] And it wasn't a problem. At all. They said they're all fixed up. And the snowman was in someone's yard, not like, a man in snow, WHICH WAS MY GRAVEST CONCERN. So like. No harm except a car, really? Thank YOU again. You shouldn't have to be a prefect on your days off.