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[Cecil]

HEY HO HONEYBEE~

Three things:

1) What are our spring break plans? I wanna go to that circus thing and I wanna go on a Real Date with you.

2) Do you wanna skip the Grotto party with me? I'm ~abstaining~ from booze and weed because the game's that Sunday and I know I have no sense of self control. Especially if there's competitive drinking.

3) I love you.
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If these masks for the masquerade are supposed to conceal our identities, does it change or conceal the appearance of our clothes too? Hypothetically speaking, if someone wanted to wear their sweatpants and be comfortable for the whole night could they get away with it?

Asking for a friend.
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[Kat, Riley, Quinn, Jesse, Diego, Chris]

Prefacing this with: Kat, I'm sorry again that all your jewelry got stolen.

ok but like

also


If staff does room checks, we're fuq'd.

If we bury our shit in the woods, is the Chupacabra/Anon gonna take it? Should I do a trial burial? HOW ARE WE GONNA HIDE ALL THIS BOOZE AND WEED??
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After receiving multiple student complaints, Mr. Thorn requests that Christopher Park and Levi Kramer come see him in his office after classes end. It's immediately apparent that the normally upbeat Quidditch coach is in no laughing mood when he tells the boys that if they want to skip this chat, they can consider themselves removed from the school team.

"We talk a lot about pro scouts and showing up Ilvermorny, but Team Gooseberry is meant to represent the school, first and foremost. Bullying and harassment aren't qualities we want Gooseberry to be known for, and they're definitely not what I want associated with the person I've trusted to lead. Being on this team is a privilege. If you don't think so, there are a dozen kids who'll take your spots. And sorry, gentlemen, but I hold my players to a higher standard than Vector or Merrill do.

"Chris, you're no longer captain. Levi, if you're serious about wanting to play pro, then you should learn to show respect and restraint. Attitude can mean the difference between first string or staying on the reserve bench." Thorn crosses his arms, looking at Chris and Levi in turn to make it clear that his next words are addressed to them both. "If I hear about another incident like this again, you're off the team. Consider this your one chance." He dismisses them with that warning.

Before junior bonding begins, Mr. Thorn tracks down Clementine Decourt for a talk.

He gets right to the point. "Clem, I'm making you the new captain of the school team. Roster's the same otherwise. Game against Ilvermorny's on March 12. That's three weeks. Plenty of time to get settled." Thorn pauses a moment, his demeanour softening. "If you need help, I'm here, but I know Fiori and Stoker respect you and will offer advice." He laughs. "Not that you're forced to listen to them. I'm more than confident you can handle this."
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CONDOM BONFIRE, CONDOM BONFIRE, CONDOM BONFIRE!!!!
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PARTY RULES: AN UPDATE

  • Tomorrow night (2/3/14) the party will begin at 7:00 PM, and will last until 12:00 AM.

    • Walk to the Grotto in pairs or groups. Do not walk to the Grotto or leave the Grotto alone after dark. Stay on the trails at all times.

    • The 12:00 AM curfew is strict. Anyone found at the Grotto at 12:30 AM will be written up by a second wave of prefects.

    • If you do not have someone to walk with, find a prefect.

    • There will be prefects present to help you home if it is needed.

  • Two prefects from each House have volunteered to be chaperones. This means they will be abstaining from getting drunk, and will be on duty keeping an eye on the party. Please be respectful and do not try to interfere with their responsibilities, tempt them, or harass them. If you are in need of help, you may ask them. They are:

    • Azurcrest: Cecil & Quinn

    • Coppertale: Dom & Olivia

    • Ebonhide: Casper & Antonia*

    • Ribbonfin: Ravi & Rosy

  • Stay away from the tree line, do not go into the forest. Prefects will be encouraging people of all sobriety levels to stay in the Grotto.

  • As always: no fighting, no hard drugs, no disrespecting your peers, no climbing things, no playing with the bonfire, no fireworks, no weapons, clean up after yourselves.

Warded to Leo )

[ * NPC-ed. ]
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Not to be a wet blanket, but are we...entirely certain, under the circumstances, that a party at the Grotto is a good idea?

Or rather, it's probably never a good idea, but at least an acceptable one that has a decent chance of not resulting in somebody missing in the woods?


(If it is me that goes missing next as a result of asking this, I apologize deeply to my friends and kin for tempting fate.)
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WHAT A GREAT DAY TO HAVE ASTRONOMY AT MIDNIGHT!! Jesse, Etta, hold my hand.
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The ONLY CONCLUSION I can make from not getting placed or honorably mentioned for the song I SLAVED OVER ALL SEMESTER AND NOT HALF-ASSEDLY THE NIGHT BEFORE THE DEADLINE is because the staff are CLEARLY hiding something and in denial about the """"bear"""" in the woods.

THOU SHALT NOT TREAD (without my consent)


I'll just have to channel my heartbreak into practicing for the Dream Team. REUNITED WITH MY OLD TEAMMATES... CRUSHING THEIR HOPES AND DREAMS WITH MY SKILLS ACQUIRED FROM A PRIVATE EDUCATION ALONG WITH OTHER CHILDREN HERE ON SPORTS SCHOLARSHIPS FOR THEIR NOTABLE ATHLETIC PROWESS... It's gonna be good.

Oh yeah, and happy birthday to Cutieham and Birdy. We'll have to throw a party.

[Diego]

What was with that song choice?
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Hey everyone! I loved being your Double-prefect-Head-Boy! I'm going to sleep for, like, a year.

Ravinder, you can have your badge back after I break into the sauna. I deserve this. xoxoxox ♥
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I brought back so many pictures and so many printouts of memes. I CAME EXTRA-PREPARED THIS TIME so I don't have to ARTFULLY RECREATE THEM from meme-ory like last time.

Happy New Year, glad to be back, etc, etc, but moving on to MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS. LOOK AT MY DOG CHESTER!!!

It's a dog!! )
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[There's an uneven blue-tinted liquid stain that starts from the top left corner and is slowly seeping across the page. Somebody's spilled a bit of their drink.]

CANCÚN


i'm getting a tattoo. IF I GET CONSTELLATIONS THEY'RE JUST GOING TO BLEND IN WITH MY BODY MOLES. ya soy el cielo nocturno. i wanna go minimalist






LOOK

[There's nothing to look at. He doesn't have any spellotape to tape a photo in. It shall remain a mystery.]


[Tabitha]
TABITHA PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MERRY TABITHMAS.

how many bedrooms??? are we sleeping on the floor?